C_Dog23's definitions

port holes

A term used to call a Marine with glasses.

Get over here port holes...Can you see my future with those tri-focals???

by C_Dog23 April 27, 2006

Crum Snatcher

What a U.S. Marine calls his hand, also known as a meat hook or dick skinner.

Get that filthy crum snatcher out of my face before I rip your head off and shove it down your throat.

by C_Dog23 April 27, 2006

Fuck Stick

A term used to describe a guy who you would normally call a dick or dick head, only funnier and more raw sounding. "Fuck Stick" helps drive the point home to make sure there is no misunderstanding about the distain you have for this particular dick head.

Matt called this douche' bag a Fuck Stick and made me spit Pepsi out my nose.

by C_Dog23 April 27, 2006

Meat Hook

This is what a U.S. Marine calls his hand, also known as a Dick Skinner or Crum Snatcher.

Get your nasty little meat hook off that pie, you fat tub of lard!

by C_Dog23 April 27, 2006

bi sexual

This is a "female" who enjoys getting railed but also enjoys eating pussy, thus she goes both ways. Only a female can be bi sexual, any male who thinks he is bi sexual is simply a confused faggot (see also cocksucking faggot) as there is no such thing as a male bi sexual. (see also bi-sexual)

We have some bi sexuals coming over later, so we can get them wasted and spit roast them while they eat each other out.

by C_Dog23 April 27, 2006

Dick Suck

What a U.S. Marine calls a mouth, also known as a pie hole or cock holster.

Shut your freakin dick suck, I'm sick of hearing about the sand in your vagina.

by C_Dog23 April 27, 2006

gofasters

This is what Marines call running shoes

I went to the store and bought some new Asics gofasters, cause I need to run over to the next town and bang this MILF tonight.

by C_Dog23 April 27, 2006