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goofasaurus

Person who displays extreme goofiness; an extremely goofy person
The goofasaurus was in its natural habitat.
goofasaurus by Jordan Melnick August 3, 2007
An enzyme first discovered in the colonic cells of Kirk Johnson, Gotase is a powerful meat tenderizer and is heavily controlled by the FDA.
Gotase made my meat soft.
Gotase by Zorque October 16, 2008
A gofag is a user using GoAnimate that acts very immature, makes grounded videos, assaulted videos, executions, etc... they even make bad videos out of other users and they call whoever they hate "bad users". And they keep sending grounded threats to anyone who gives them criticism. Some of them are part of "police groups", such as the UTTP or the VGCP.
Mature goanimator: Can you please stop making grounded videos? They are so cringy.

Gofag: YOU ARE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 17273273737238723823832 YEARS FOR TELLING ME TO STOP MAKING GROUNDED VIDEOS!!! GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW, BAD USER!!!

Mature GoAnimator: Um, you're not even my dad...
Gofag by Microsoft Bacon July 16, 2018
The countenance worn by World of Warcraft guild leaders that signals a raid to begin an encounter. GoFace is usually spammed in guild, raid, yell, say, or /rs chat in order to get everyone's attention. GoFace cannot be disputed.
None of the mages had any mana, but Tormalor threw up the GoFace, so the warriors charged in and wiped everyone.
GoFace by Tormalor May 2, 2005
n: When the search result shown by google looks promising but when it is actually visited, it is disappointing.
Damn ! Yet another Goasis
Goasis by Iconoblast February 20, 2011

Zombie Goasts

Zombie Goasts are pests who reside in old houses to feed on the flesh of humens, but not rly becuz they are zombie goasts and they cant touch nothin' but they eat you anyway, HAHA!
Zombie Goasts, leave this place!
Zombie Goasts by ZimMan2 January 7, 2010
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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