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golfgasm

Making good on the result from a masturbation shot in golf; a masturbation shot is one you're embarrased to be seen doing, but like the result.
Hitting my next shot close to the pin gave me a golfgasm!
by word elder November 12, 2013
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Golgasm

Noun:1. The intense orgasmic feeling one achieves after scoring a goal.
2. The reaction to the act of scoring a goal in futbol or soccer in which one immediatly starts running around the field with his or her arms and mouth wide open. The crowd and announcer often will yell 'GOL!!!!!!!!'. Golgasms can last from 30 seconds to 10 minutes depending on the person and team scoring the goal.

Adverb-Golgasmic
Plural- Golgasms or Multiple Golgasms if more than 1 goal was scored.
Crowd: "Gollllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!"
John (American who doesnt watch soccer): Whats everybody doing?
Shahin: They're having a golgasm!

Sean: "So what did it feel like after scoring that goal?"
Sob: "GOLGASMIC!"

Sob: "I just had a golgasm!"
Damon: "How'd it feel?"
Sob: "Well I after I scored the goal, I got this warm feeling in my shorts, it was great!"
by akmoney October 16, 2007
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golf-gasm

That euphoric feeling after making an excellent golf shot. Can range from a crooshed straight drive, to a heat-seeking long distance putt.
After a crooshed straight drive

"Good ball Johnny"-Seanzirelli

"Thanks bro, that drive just gave me a golf-gasm".-Johnny
by Jonny_23_Athlete August 4, 2014
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