Golgasm

Noun:1. The intense orgasmic feeling one achieves after scoring a goal.
2. The reaction to the act of scoring a goal in futbol or soccer in which one immediatly starts running around the field with his or her arms and mouth wide open. The crowd and announcer often will yell 'GOL!!!!!!!!'. Golgasms can last from 30 seconds to 10 minutes depending on the person and team scoring the goal.

Adverb-Golgasmic
Plural- Golgasms or Multiple Golgasms if more than 1 goal was scored.

Crowd: "Gollllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!"
John (American who doesnt watch soccer): Whats everybody doing?
Shahin: They're having a golgasm!

Sean: "So what did it feel like after scoring that goal?"
Sob: "GOLGASMIC!"

Sob: "I just had a golgasm!"
Damon: "How'd it feel?"
Sob: "Well I after I scored the goal, I got this warm feeling in my shorts, it was great!"

by akmoney October 16, 2007

gorgasm

n.

a giant orgasm

v.
the act of having a giant orgasm

It was the best sex of my life. I gorgasmed all over him.

by She Said It March 18, 2015

Goalgasm

Excitement felt when meeting a goal that has been set.

I am going to have such a goalgasm when I reach this goal.

by girlstopcomplaining November 30, 2014

Godgasm

When an individual, usually in a religious
environment, screams and cries out to God during praise or worship.

Lady 1: Oh yes, God! Oh, God! YES! GOD! OOOOH YES!!!

Man: Geez, what IS that lady doing?

Lady 2: Oh, we're in church... so I assume she's just having a godgasm.

Man: Oh, of course.

by honeymoonkiss February 28, 2009

Googasm

n. Obsessive usage of the Google search engine. Reliant.
2. A climax of internet intelligence.

When Todd finally bought a computer and signed up for an ISP, he had his first Googasm.

by Nihilive March 22, 2005

Goalgasm

During any European Football/Soccer games, whenever a goal is scored, the announcer of the game will scream barely understandable things, often in foreign languages, and scare anyone who happens to be watching the game.

--------------------A goalgasm in action------------------------
Announcer: Vozisov takes it the the net, he fakes out the goalie, and OHHHHH^($)^ GREATEST DAY OF *&^$* AHHHH! HE TOTALLY WANTACKASHI! YAMAMOTAKA!!!

Disturbed family watching: ...
How about we go out for ice cream.

by The 24 June 14, 2011

Goalgasm

What happens in my pants after a goal is scored in soccer.

OMG after David Beckham scored that epic header I had a goalgasm.

by Jacob Pollack May 17, 2008