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a can of cheap and delicious Busch beer
Stupid Person: Yo dude pass me a Busch

Smart Person: Yeah but it's called a goldtop

Stupid Person: Goldtop?

Smart Person: Just look at the color of the top of the can

Stupid Person: Oh I get it. I'm sorry for not calling it by its proper name. So let me get a goldtop bro

Smart Person: No, get your own shithead
goldtop by Olof Carmody June 9, 2008
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Gold top 

a can of Busch beer. The top of the can is gold in case you didn't know
I cracked a couple of gold tops in class today just to keep me fresh.

Yo olo pick me up a 30 of gold tops.

Gold tops are cheap and delicious.
Gold top by Olof Carmody January 28, 2008

golstopper 

n. In sports, especially in Sweden, a dominant, unbeatable goaltender.

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Unbelievable! Did you see how Focale saved our bacon? What a golstopper!
golstopper by Lobsterbeybuoy January 1, 2014
The speaker on your iPhone, used as a primary listening device when your car is so ratchet that it has neither Bluetooth nor an aux jack. For best Goldtooth sound, the iPhone must be placed, speaker out, under the visor.
Passenger: Damn, man, your car ain't got no aux cord or Bluetooth? How is we supposed to listen to Prarie Home Companion podcasts?

Driver: (Placing his iPhone under the visor, while the rich, sonorous, sounds of Garrison Keillor's voice are squeezed tinnily out of tiny speaker holes like a steak through a screen) Don't worry, brah. We've got Goldtooth!
Goldtooth by The Katt April 5, 2017

Goldtoof 

The Goldtoof is a new name catching on for the emo haircut.

Goldtoofs is the plural form of the word, or a group of people with the Goldtoof cut.
Goldtoof for males: Greasy, shaggy hair that hangs over the side of one's face, covering their desired eye in a side-bang type fashion. Almost always dyed black, sometimes with some streaks or tips (mostly red). Shines in the light, since it's extremely greasy due to them not washing it.

Goldtoof for females: Usually cut short, just above the shoulders. Almost always dyed black or dark brown. Tips and streaks are common. Many put their hair up in small pigtails, equipped with My Little Pony, Pokemon, Care Bear, or some other little kid's show hair ties. Side bangs also a common trait. Unlike the males, female emo kids usually wash their hair.
Goldtoof by xzebraheadx May 11, 2007
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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