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Goldtoof 

The Goldtoof is a new name catching on for the emo haircut.

Goldtoofs is the plural form of the word, or a group of people with the Goldtoof cut.
Goldtoof for males: Greasy, shaggy hair that hangs over the side of one's face, covering their desired eye in a side-bang type fashion. Almost always dyed black, sometimes with some streaks or tips (mostly red). Shines in the light, since it's extremely greasy due to them not washing it.

Goldtoof for females: Usually cut short, just above the shoulders. Almost always dyed black or dark brown. Tips and streaks are common. Many put their hair up in small pigtails, equipped with My Little Pony, Pokemon, Care Bear, or some other little kid's show hair ties. Side bangs also a common trait. Unlike the males, female emo kids usually wash their hair.
Goldtoof by xzebraheadx May 11, 2007
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gold toof 

One that has a tooth or teeth covered with a Gold cap.
I went to the dentist and had a cavity, now I have a gold toof.
gold toof by Peter Fitsniceinside February 7, 2003
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The speaker on your iPhone, used as a primary listening device when your car is so ratchet that it has neither Bluetooth nor an aux jack. For best Goldtooth sound, the iPhone must be placed, speaker out, under the visor.
Passenger: Damn, man, your car ain't got no aux cord or Bluetooth? How is we supposed to listen to Prarie Home Companion podcasts?

Driver: (Placing his iPhone under the visor, while the rich, sonorous, sounds of Garrison Keillor's voice are squeezed tinnily out of tiny speaker holes like a steak through a screen) Don't worry, brah. We've got Goldtooth!
Goldtooth by The Katt April 5, 2017

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008