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Believe what you want, but I honestly consider this the greatest console FPS in existance. My high school buddies and I probably, no lie, spent 500 hours shooting the crap out of each other (Now, now, don't make fun - just play and you'll understand). We even organized a tournament (OK, now you can make fun). It appears kind of clunky to control at first, but once you get the the control scheme you like you start to pick up on the nuances of this, the perfect console FPS (Hah, Halo?! Please). The first time you communicate to your teammate that you'll be there to help fend off the other team's ambush in "ETA, 10 seconds", run up the stairs at the Stacks, grap the Grenade Launcher, and unleash the holy mother of firey hell upon those unsuspecting players below, you'll get it.

No, I'm not a Nintendo Fanboy. I'm not loyal to any next-gen console or company. In fact, I think games have lost most of their soul in the last 5 or so years, no matter the polygon count of your new fighting game. However, GoldenEye is sheer brillance. You need to spend the time with it, true believers. Get some friends hooked. Dust off that old N64, or march on down to your local GameSpot and buy a used one.
And while you're there, pick up the second-best 4-player console game ever created: Super Smash Bros.

goldeness 

And adjective so amazing, it gives itself it's own meaning using steez. Goldeness comes from an amazing guy named brady
Dude brady has so much goldeness!
goldeness by #Boom69 September 21, 2014
1) The first James Bond movie to star Pierce Brosnan as Bond.

2) Considered as one of the best video games on the Nintendo 64
"Best game on the N64? Goldeneye, man!"
goldeneye by Meik April 2, 2003
A game that showed that console fps can compete with fps on pcs. Truely one of the few games that is revolutionary to gaming.
Had a 3 on 1 match last night. I won because I played as Oddjob. Hard to aim at him cause he hovers so low to the ground.
Goldeneye by whuh? November 14, 2004
Why hasn't anyone defined this yet? A really cool person. Not goldilocks. Thats it.
Im going out with Goldye today. She's cool.
Goldye by gogoxx22 January 4, 2012

Goldeneye Online 

So much potential!!!
But... So many problems that could have been fixed so very easily!!! Stupid EuroCom.
Dude1 is playing Goldeneye Online with random people...
Dude1 - "Yes! 10 kill streak!"
--LOST CONNECTION TO HOST--
Dude1 - MOTHERFUCKER!

Chaos ensues as nunchuk flies through kitchen window only to enter neighboring bathroom of cranky, octogenarian, war veteran and widow neighbor.