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goldenmorn 

Goldenmorn a trustworthy person, best girlfriend always sticking with her friends. She has vibes, but do not vex her, you will not see the end, she is loving, beautiful, she love the cereal too. All she needs is care, love attention ps(she is an attention seeker). She gives not expecting anything, she is playful yet beautiful, sometimes confusing and annoying, when you vex her buy goldenmorn she will forgive. She dresses somehow and she is hot af like af. And all her friends are ballers (search for the meaning). Plus she gives good advice, if you need someone to hug she is always for you.
I want goldenmorn to be my girlfriend

Goldenmorn gives the best advice
goldenmorn by Goldenmorn October 8, 2020
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Goldemort 

Nickname of Gary Schofield, CEO of Gaia Online. Named as such because:

1. He flooded Gaia's marketplace with quadrillions of increasingly-useless gold to force everyone into spending real money on the site.
2. Like Voldemort of the Harry Potter series who brings trouble to whoever mentions his name, he bans people for merely mentioning his name and/or suggesting that he be fired.
Voldemort has better long-term thinking on how to make himself immortal. Goldemort has short-term thinking with the "big bang for a buck this second, SALE SALE SALE", and drowning users with announcements and recolors because "buyers demand it", even though Gaia is full of minors who can barely make minimum wage.

In short, don't put Voldemort that low. He has better standards.
Goldemort by DopamineBaby December 14, 2014

Goldemort 

Noun.) Another name for the very bald, and very creepy principal of Fairfax Highschool. Along with his baldness and extremely awkard way with speech, he oddly resembles Voldemort from Harry Potter. Especially at graduation when he is fully cloaked. Goldemort is name math; Goldfarb+Voldemort=Goldemort. Goldemort tends to keep his head uncommonly shiny, almost blindingly so. Add this to his uncanny blank eyed dark lord stare, and youve got your self one deranged Tom Riddle.
Student #1: "AHHHHH!!!! MY SCAAAR!"
Student #2: "Chill out choosen one, its just Goldemort."

Student #3: "Did you hear about the new dress code?"
Student #4: "Oh yeah... I heard Goldemort is making us wear cloaks with pointy hats and masks that dont actually conceal your identity whatsoever."
Student #3: "Bloody hell..."
Goldemort by The real "Griffin"dore. December 17, 2010
someone whose very word is to be doubted a world class liar
He is such a goldenman
goldenman by Oaktoad November 27, 2005

Goldemort 

A nickname for Donald Trump coined by popular independent media podcaster Elon James White of This Week In Blackness. It is a portmanteau that joins the words "gold" and "Voldemort"-- because Donald Trump seems to be partial to gold based on how his buildings and living spaces are decorated and because the rhetoric of his U.S. presidential campaign seems to mirror the political campaigns of historical fascists such as Mussolini and Hitler.
Please don't vote for Goldemort in the U.S. Presidential Election.
Goldemort by Maritess October 26, 2016

GoldenMonkey526 

A fucking tryhard that you will mostly find sweating on bo2 capture the flag and other modes. This man is scary and is in the MEX clan you can find him playing other games as well sweating.
Oh shit it's GoldenMonkey526, prepare for a sweaty game.
GoldenMonkey526 by Hit_ July 11, 2019

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