A Strong Battle Ready Warrior made from pure 24k Gold, Noble and Wise. Ready for battle in a moments notice. Also Know as Chuck Norris in some parts or the kingdom.
The GoldenWarrior overcame the evil in the castle and saved the King and his servants.
The visual distortion occurring after working long hours in an all male environment. Makes every female appear attractive regardless of their actual appearance. Similar to beer goggles, but without the alcohol. Typically worn by an Investment Banker.
Banker: Bro, check your nine; that girl is smokin'
True Friend: Calm down brah, you're just wearing the Goldman Goggles
A white 12 year old son of a bitch who looks like he went into a south pole shopping spree, he thinks he is a "pimp" and regularly raps about how he "did your mom" he is the most hated person on Newgrounds. People want him to go to a ghetto to get shot and killed.
A quote by Goldencat would be "fo'shizzle i pimped yo' momm hata"
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.