Beretta's definitions

tindercide

To intentionally ruin the chance of a hookup originating from Tinder. To have a terrible Tinder picture/profile.

Dude, your committing tindercide with that picture.

by BERETTA September 18, 2013

Gerbil

A younger woman who likes older men. Opposite of Cougar.

She only goes after 30 year old men. She is such a gerbil.

by Beretta April 11, 2009

goldbricker

noun. A person who always has a better story to tell.

Joey is such a goldbricker. I told him about the time I found $100 on the sidewalk and he said he once found $500.

by Beretta May 16, 2006

TSLA

Ticker symbol of automotive manufacturer (and fraudulent fever dream futurist huckster nonsense promoter) Tesla.

How can the valuation of TSLA be anything other than a fever dream when, as of of 12/11/2020, TSLA is valued more than Toyota, Oracle, Aflac, Uber, and Eversource COMBINED.

by BERETTA December 11, 2020