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goldlicker 

n. - (portmanteau of “gold-digger” and “boot-licker”) - a person who fanboys one or many super-wealthy persons, ascribes to them unrelated qualities such as native altruism, intelligence, or right-to-added-freedom, and tends to be quite vocal in their defense or admiration of this person who has no clue they exist and wouldn’t care if they did.
This goldlicker is out here defending Elon Musk like he's Superman and Princess Peach rolled into one.
goldlicker by Cosmoglot March 30, 2023
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goldbricker 

Someone who cheats at completing a task, duty, or job.

To cheat; swindle.
"Let me tell you something else. I've seen a lot of spinals, Dude, and this guy is a fake. A fucking goldbricker." -Walter Sobchack, from The Big Lebowski (1998)
goldbricker by Dustin December 2, 2003

goldbricker 

A slacker. Someone who milks a job to get more money.
When are those union goldbrickers going to finish that job ? They've turned a two month project into six.
goldbricker by BigTed1203 August 27, 2009

Golddicker 

It's a golddigger but there also a thot at the same time
Jack-Fuck there's that bitch again she a golddicker
James-Yeah man she's a big fucking golddicker
Golddicker by Xokoe January 22, 2019

Goatlicker 

The name that grocery clerks use for an individual who bears the German last name of "Goettlicher"
safeway clerk: "thank you mr. go... goat... Goatlicker?"

goettlicher: "f@#% you."
Goatlicker by Goettlicher's Wife November 18, 2013

goldbricker 

noun. A person who always has a better story to tell.
Joey is such a goldbricker. I told him about the time I found $100 on the sidewalk and he said he once found $500.
goldbricker by Beretta May 16, 2006

Gonglicker

Silly, stupid or dumb
That guy was such a “Gonglicker”
What a”gonglicker”
Gonglicker by blahzayy March 22, 2026
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When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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