goldlicker

n. - (portmanteau of “gold-digger” and “boot-licker”) - a person who fanboys one or many super-wealthy persons, ascribes to them unrelated qualities such as native altruism, intelligence, or right-to-added-freedom, and tends to be quite vocal in their defense or admiration of this person who has no clue they exist and wouldn’t care if they did.

This goldlicker is out here defending Elon Musk like he's Superman and Princess Peach rolled into one.

by Cosmoglot March 30, 2023

goldbricker

Someone who cheats at completing a task, duty, or job.

To cheat; swindle.

"Let me tell you something else. I've seen a lot of spinals, Dude, and this guy is a fake. A fucking goldbricker." -Walter Sobchack, from The Big Lebowski (1998)

by Dustin December 2, 2003

goldbricker

A slacker. Someone who milks a job to get more money.

When are those union goldbrickers going to finish that job ? They've turned a two month project into six.

by BigTed1203 August 27, 2009

Golddicker

It's a golddigger but there also a thot at the same time

Jack-Fuck there's that bitch again she a golddicker
James-Yeah man she's a big fucking golddicker

by Xokoe January 22, 2019

Goatlicker

The name that grocery clerks use for an individual who bears the German last name of "Goettlicher"

safeway clerk: "thank you mr. go... goat... Goatlicker?"

goettlicher: "f@#% you."

by Goettlicher's Wife November 18, 2013

goldbricker

noun. A person who always has a better story to tell.

Joey is such a goldbricker. I told him about the time I found $100 on the sidewalk and he said he once found $500.

by Beretta May 16, 2006