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Lorde

by ThAtS iGnOrAnT December 23, 2020
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Lorde is a 22-year-old pop/indie singer from New Zealand. Best known for her hit singles like 'Royals', 'Team' and 'Green Light'.
person 1: Hey, have you listened to Lorde's new album?

person 2: not yet!

peron 1: you need to.
by awhoreforharrystyles March 7, 2019
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One day, a 45-year old geologist from South Park, Colorado, decided to enter the women's bathroom at work. In there, he realised he had a knack for singing/writing songs, and decided to adapt an alternative on-stage persona, as a 17-year old girl. The result, is Lorde. The rest, is history.
Dude 1: Dude I totally jacked off to Lorde's performance last night.
Dude 2: Dude...you know it's actually a 45-year old dude?
Dude 1: Yea right, and Tupac is still alive, right?
Tupac: Haha, you gay son.
by Demonjizz May 1, 2016
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an 18 year old singer-songwriter from New Zealand who is a slaystress
by trusame October 27, 2015
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A colloquial term for jizz, cum, semen, etc.
Guy 1: "Hey man, did you see Thor last night."

Guy 2: "Ya bro, Natalie Portman was so hot."

Guy 1: "I know, I was lordeing all over the place!"

Guy 2: "Ugh. I hate it when my lorde gets on the furniture. Such a pain to get out."
by MontyFaigen1 December 15, 2013
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The act of becoming famous overnight and abusing the fuck out of it by claiming fantasies of random words you put in a poem/song of stuff you never had but could have now cuz you're super rich, cuz your song got number 1. in hurcules terms: Zero to hero, just like that.
crowd: LOOK ITS LORDE!!!!!

lorde: (introducing herself on stage) Hi im lorde, i dance funny while i sing and i have pubic hair all over my head :> lets make do with some random singymajigs i have wroted with my poetic brainz

crowd: if this is what pop is now WE LOVE IT!!!!

pop: {slaps forehead}
by Rickdickroshan January 14, 2014
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A 45-year-old male geologist from South Park, Colorado, who understands his daughter.

Her music is inspired by feelings of acceptance and days of the week.
Reporter: Who is she?
Lorde: Ya, ya, ya, I am Lorde, ya, ya, ya.
by Safe Place May 24, 2020
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