Lorde 

A geologist from south park colorado

I am lorde ya ya ya

Lorde by ThAtS iGnOrAnT December 23, 2020

Lorde 

Lorde is a 22-year-old pop/indie singer from New Zealand. Best known for her hit singles like 'Royals', 'Team' and 'Green Light'.

person 1: Hey, have you listened to Lorde's new album?

person 2: not yet!

peron 1: you need to.

Lorde by awhoreforharrystyles March 7, 2019

Lorde 

One day, a 45-year old geologist from South Park, Colorado, decided to enter the women's bathroom at work. In there, he realised he had a knack for singing/writing songs, and decided to adapt an alternative on-stage persona, as a 17-year old girl. The result, is Lorde. The rest, is history.

Dude 1: Dude I totally jacked off to Lorde's performance last night.
Dude 2: Dude...you know it's actually a 45-year old dude?
Dude 1: Yea right, and Tupac is still alive, right?
Tupac: Haha, you gay son.

Lorde by Demonjizz May 1, 2016

Lorde 

an 18 year old singer-songwriter from New Zealand who is a slaystress

LORDE STOP SLAYING MY LIFE

Lorde by trusame October 27, 2015

lorde 

A colloquial term for jizz, cum, semen, etc.

Guy 1: "Hey man, did you see Thor last night."

Guy 2: "Ya bro, Natalie Portman was so hot."

Guy 1: "I know, I was lordeing all over the place!"

Guy 2: "Ugh. I hate it when my lorde gets on the furniture. Such a pain to get out."

lorde by MontyFaigen1 December 15, 2013

Lorde 

The act of becoming famous overnight and abusing the fuck out of it by claiming fantasies of random words you put in a poem/song of stuff you never had but could have now cuz you're super rich, cuz your song got number 1. in hurcules terms: Zero to hero, just like that.

crowd: LOOK ITS LORDE!!!!!

lorde: (introducing herself on stage) Hi im lorde, i dance funny while i sing and i have pubic hair all over my head :> lets make do with some random singymajigs i have wroted with my poetic brainz

crowd: if this is what pop is now WE LOVE IT!!!!

pop: {slaps forehead}

Lorde by Rickdickroshan January 14, 2014

Lorde 

A 45-year-old male geologist from South Park, Colorado, who understands his daughter.

Her music is inspired by feelings of acceptance and days of the week.

Reporter: Who is she?
Lorde: Ya, ya, ya, I am Lorde, ya, ya, ya.

Lorde by Safe Place May 24, 2020