One day, a 45-year old geologist from South Park, Colorado, decided to enter the women'
s bathroom at work. In there, he realised he had a knack for singing/writing songs, and decided to adapt an alternative on-stage persona, as a 17-year old
girl. The result, is Lorde. The rest, is
history.
Dude 1: Dude I totally jacked off to Lorde'
s performance last night.
Dude 2: Dude...you know it'
s actually a 45-year old dude?
Dude 1: Yea right, and Tupac is still alive, right?
Tupac:
Haha, you gay son.