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the act of discreetly changing someone else's homepage to an oversized image of a goiter.
*clicks i.e.*
OH DEAR GOD. EW.
this is the third time this week, stop goitering me!
goitering by Dizzy825 December 10, 2006
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the loitering giraffe 

a sexual position similar to 3 monks in a barrel but with altogether more turpentine. if you have a spare bed sheet, 4 lbs of butter, and a complete lack of self respect and oral hygiene give it a try.
i attempted the loitering giraffe last night, i cant feel the right side of my face....and i'll never be able to hear the laughter of children again....oh the horror.....
Related Words
Lingering on the bowl far longer than it takes to extrude feces.
You've been in that bathroom for 2 hours! Put down the PSP and stop toitering!
toitering by Buzzly Killington April 2, 2009

gertering 

Something a gutt does that is especially gutty.
The other day, this gutt was gertering all over my lawn.
gertering by a babies goad April 13, 2017

File Loitering 

The act of being in a file but not doing any work, for the sole purpose of looking busy
Oh man, I was so hung over I was File Loitering all day at work.
File Loitering by Brandon Palmer August 26, 2009
When desperately needing to go for a poo, the moment when it pokes it's head out of your bumhole and quickly goes back inside like a startled Gopher!
Heaven help me - I am Gophering badly and I need to lay a cable proto as the brown light is flashing!
Gophering by Mr Carstairs December 11, 2013

Loitering 

Littering, but with people.
Them hood rats are loitering around the 7-11.
Loitering by People Litterer May 24, 2016
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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