goitering

the act of discreetly changing someone else's homepage to an oversized image of a goiter.

*clicks i.e.*
OH DEAR GOD. EW.
this is the third time this week, stop goitering me!

goitering by Dizzy825 December 10, 2006

the loitering giraffe 

a sexual position similar to 3 monks in a barrel but with altogether more turpentine. if you have a spare bed sheet, 4 lbs of butter, and a complete lack of self respect and oral hygiene give it a try.

i attempted the loitering giraffe last night, i cant feel the right side of my face....and i'll never be able to hear the laughter of children again....oh the horror.....

the loitering giraffe by a gentle manne of leisure September 1, 2010

toitering

Lingering on the bowl far longer than it takes to extrude feces.

You've been in that bathroom for 2 hours! Put down the PSP and stop toitering!

toitering by Buzzly Killington April 2, 2009

gertering 

Something a gutt does that is especially gutty.

The other day, this gutt was gertering all over my lawn.

gertering by a babies goad April 13, 2017

File Loitering 

The act of being in a file but not doing any work, for the sole purpose of looking busy

Oh man, I was so hung over I was File Loitering all day at work.

File Loitering by Brandon Palmer August 26, 2009

Gophering

When desperately needing to go for a poo, the moment when it pokes it's head out of your bumhole and quickly goes back inside like a startled Gopher!

Heaven help me - I am Gophering badly and I need to lay a cable proto as the brown light is flashing!

Gophering by Mr Carstairs December 11, 2013

Loitering 

Littering, but with people.

Them hood rats are loitering around the 7-11.

Loitering by People Litterer May 24, 2016