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To rape a women, blame it on a Mexican, and not let the women pay to get an abortion.
Girl: I just got trumped.
Boy: I feel so, very, sorry for you.
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by a babies goad May 08, 2017

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real, truthful news
NBC: Trump says we are fake news
Trump: you are fake news
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by a babies goad May 08, 2017

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the tastiest thing in all the land; they also make the cutest noises ever.
Babies are delicious.
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by a babies goad April 07, 2017

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....Or is it Syria? Either way, the cake was to die for
Iran into Trump's wall
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by a babies goad April 18, 2017

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the makeup of Donald Trump
Trump uses a mixture of nacho cheese and cheeto dust to give his face that lavish orange look found only in old, rich, orange males.
Buy some today and look just like all your favorite fascist %@#holes!
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by a babies goad April 14, 2017

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To wack someone in the forehead with a spoon. A defense method first developed by the British mafia in the 1990's.
"Today Billy Pilgrim wouldn't stop spooning me at lunch."
by a babies goad April 04, 2017

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