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Gochenour 

A Gochenour is a middle-aged white guy with a beergut and perpetual scowl who always wears sleeveless shirts, sunglasses, and workboots and thinks he is a badass because of his scowling gargoyle face, barrel chest, and Harley. He thinks he can fight, but he hasn't been in a "fight" since 1987, when he pushed a kid on the playground. Gochenours are also notorious abusers, cheaters, and dirty macks. They beat their wives, scream at their kids, repeatedly cheat on their wives, and target other men's wives for their extramarital affairs.
Jamie: That old fat fuck is a pussy. Why is he staring at me?

Wade: He's a Gochenour.

Jamie: I think that Gochenour is cheating on his wife with a married coworker.

Wade: He beats her, too.
Gochenour by Kalbach September 30, 2023
Related Words
1. The conjugated noun version of the word Gosh, use just as a word to say when you are bored.

2. Word used to annoy people which usually comes with a response of STFU.
Noel: GOSHIES!
Martin: STFU
Noel: GOOSHHHIEEESS!!
Martin: STFU ALREADY!
Goshies by Adelbert January 6, 2005

Gotchies 

Pull up your pants. Your gotchies are showing!
Gotchies by snplgal April 15, 2008

goochie mane 

The strip of fur between ones genitals and anus.
Rich: I'm thinking about getting my goochie mane braided into cornrows.

Libby: That's gangsta!

Rich: You ain't lion!

gotchie gravy 

The liquid shit stain in your underwear, especially after flurching or a bad bout of diarrhea!
If you've got diarrhea and don't make it to the John in time, you run the risk of getting some gotchie gravy!
gotchie gravy by Jon-Miester November 11, 2008
A really good-looking boy. Gochi is a real person.
Gochi is ass-hot spankable.
Gochi by Sprout April 16, 2005