A Gochenour is a middle-aged white guy with a beergut and perpetual scowl who always wears sleeveless shirts, sunglasses, and workboots and thinks he is a badass because of his scowling gargoyle face, barrel chest, and Harley. He thinks he can fight, but he hasn't been in a "fight" since 1987, when he pushed a kid on the playground. Gochenours are also notorious abusers, cheaters, and dirty macks. They beat their wives, scream at their kids, repeatedly cheat on their wives, and target other men's wives for their extramarital affairs.
Jamie: That old fat fuck is a pussy. Why is he staring at me?
Wade: He's a Gochenour.
Jamie: I think that Gochenour is cheating on his wife with a married coworker.
Wade: He beats her, too.
Wade: He's a Gochenour.
Jamie: I think that Gochenour is cheating on his wife with a married coworker.
Wade: He beats her, too.
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