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goch
goch by littlebites May 15, 2005
goch
stupid goch!
gooch goch
A verb, adjective and noun; gooch goch refers to an aggregate of possessions or activities taking place, replacing verbiage for a collective similarity.
Has no relation to definitions gooch or cooch but is audibly similar.
Has no relation to definitions gooch or cooch but is audibly similar.
"Susan didn't text me back, she's being such a gooch goch."
"This is a huge gooch goch mess!"
"I am so fed up with all this gooch goch! Let's leave."
"What are you guys doing?" "We're gooch-goching"
"This is a huge gooch goch mess!"
"I am so fed up with all this gooch goch! Let's leave."
"What are you guys doing?" "We're gooch-goching"
gooch goch by cheekywench June 5, 2017
JEW FRO/GOCH FRO
A small christan was frowned upon because of his hair in church, so he converted to judism because of his jew fro(JEW FRO/GOCH FRO).
JEW FRO/GOCH FRO by tmcadoo December 8, 2006
Gochenour
A Gochenour is a middle-aged white guy with a beergut and perpetual scowl who always wears sleeveless shirts, sunglasses, and workboots and thinks he is a badass because of his scowling gargoyle face, barrel chest, and Harley. He thinks he can fight, but he hasn't been in a "fight" since 1987, when he pushed a kid on the playground. Gochenours are also notorious abusers, cheaters, and dirty macks. They beat their wives, scream at their kids, repeatedly cheat on their wives, and target other men's wives for their extramarital affairs.
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