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Gochenour 

A Gochenour is a middle-aged white guy with a beergut and perpetual scowl who always wears sleeveless shirts, sunglasses, and workboots and thinks he is a badass because of his scowling gargoyle face, barrel chest, and Harley. He thinks he can fight, but he hasn't been in a "fight" since 1987, when he pushed a kid on the playground. Gochenours are also notorious abusers, cheaters, and dirty macks. They beat their wives, scream at their kids, repeatedly cheat on their wives, and target other men's wives for their extramarital affairs.
Jamie: That old fat fuck is a pussy. Why is he staring at me?

Wade: He's a Gochenour.

Jamie: I think that Gochenour is cheating on his wife with a married coworker.

Wade: He beats her, too.
Gochenour by Kalbach September 30, 2023
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gopher gary 

a strategy in the game Among Us where the imposter cycles through the vents to get easy vent kills. A stat made popular by the Twitch streamer Sykkuno.
Sykkuno: I call this strat the gopher gary *jumps into a vent*
gopher gary by Freakinzazz October 12, 2020

pocket gopher 

An intermediate erection; an erections causing ones pants to go up and down.
"Damn girl, you got me sporting a pocket gopher."

hot gopher 

When one is golfing and finds the urgent need to defecate, but finds no convenient facilities, one might be forced to defecate in the cup (hole of the green). 'Hot' refers to the fact that poop is warm. 'Gopher' refers to the burrowing critters in the classic golf film Caddyshack.
"Guys, that schnitzel last night really went through me. I don't think I can make it back to the clubhouse. Mind if I hot gopher this hole?"
hot gopher by hotgopher June 8, 2016

Oh My Goshed 

To be overwhelmed by something, generally in an impressed way.

This was popularized by Faith Korpi on the popular 5by5 radio show Geek Friday.
I saw Star Wars Episode 1 and Oh My Goshed.

Vatkay Gache 

It’s a Bengali Word ; Laughing so hard that the face becomes stuck in the laughing state.
Sara Din Maal Ta Kono Kaj To Korbe Na Jokhon E Kichu Korte Bolbo Mukh Ta Amon Korbe Mone Hoe Jeno Vatkay Gache !
Vatkay Gache by xXxPOISON X April 13, 2020