Definitions by goose
holland patent
A small hick town in the province of bum-fuck where the moosen roam the streets and the rednecks milk their cows.... all day long
-Hey where do you live?
-I live in Holland Patent
-holy shit I thought you looked like a farmer... I live in remsen
-rot in hell faggot
-I live in Holland Patent
-holy shit I thought you looked like a farmer... I live in remsen
-rot in hell faggot
holland patent by goose February 11, 2005