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Goblowned 

-v- To be owned in the worst kind of way; killed by goblins in any RPG.
The most humiliating situation a gamer could ever be thrown into; akin to having your best friend restrain you and shove shit down your throat and pack it in with a horse's cock.
-adj- Something debilitatingly sucky/retarded.
1)Ted: " I swear to got Ned, if you get killed by goblins, you suck worse than...(ted witnesses his friend being mauled by little green men)... wow... Goblowned! "

2)Mother:" Remember Billy, you have a play date with your "special" friend from school."
Billy: " I don't wanna hang out with that goblowned fag mom!"
Goblowned by Nick Lowers February 5, 2008
Related Words
Goblok is a famous Indonesian slang word to define something stupid, or cursing someone.

General meaning: stupid.
Bahasa Indonesia
Tatank: Anjir! Cewe gue hamil.
Bedul:
Goblok sih lu.

English
Tatank: Gosh! My girlfriend is pregnant.
Bedul: You're goblok
goblok by tatankgalaw99 January 8, 2017

Gollogly 

the celetic/ irish word for "rulers" or "monarchs".
usually asscosiated with last names, but it has been known that a handful of amazing people have had this as their first name. People with Gollogly as their last name are often extremely loyal, strong willed, highly educated, refined but not pretencious, and born leaders. If you ever meet a Gollogly you should thank them... they'll probably end up being your boss or future ruler.
Just saying....
-" Uh, Goll- googley- golleeeglee???"
- Uh actually it's GOLLOGLY.
- "Oh, please forgive me. I didn't know! Right this way your excellence!!!"
- Don't worry. I'm a gracious enough Gollogly to forgive you.
Gollogly by Po Kumon November 3, 2010

Rat-Gobloid 

A person related to Aabel Sonn. Someone with features similar to a trolls from Lord of the Rings.
Jeff Bezos looks like a Rat-Gobloid with that bald head
Rat-Gobloid by henno27 November 19, 2022
John went to see the venture capitalist and asked for $1 billion of seed capital. GOBOGH!
Gobogh by ericgoldman October 7, 2008

Goblocker 

Man 1 - "Hey, you're such a Goblocker!"

Man 2 - "What the hell is a Goblocker dude? A cock. You know, coz they block sluts gobs. ZING!"
Goblocker by Godflesh May 24, 2011