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A goblin-like creature. Not to be confused with a Gremloid, as Gobloids are generally considered superior. Much like squares, all Gremloids are Gobloids, but not all Gobloids are Gremloids.
The best Gremloid is the worst Gobloid.

Dave: Do you see that tiny hopping Gobloid in the distance?
Corey: No. Gobloids aren't real.
Gobloid by EnderShof355 January 23, 2022
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Cum and spit mixed together usually given to you by daddy xoxo
I gave her a gobloid last night and creamed my panties
Gobloid by Gobloid June 3, 2022
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Noun

A very dark and evil goblin.

(Usually used as an insult.)
He's such a gobloid, he tried to burn the bible.
Gobloid by goblin.com June 9, 2022

Rat-Gobloid 

A person related to Aabel Sonn. Someone with features similar to a trolls from Lord of the Rings.
Jeff Bezos looks like a Rat-Gobloid with that bald head
Rat-Gobloid by henno27 November 19, 2022
A sexually transmitted disease that originates from TV stars
I'm sorry sir, but you have the Gubloid.
I ain't even mad.
Gubloid by sir,man,man. April 28, 2011
He Is THE fucking God, he runs the Kingdom of goblin and fucks dead Animals. He also has a lot of dragons and, in small words, everything you can think of. We must pray our lord and thank him. His Human form Is hella gay and he is an alcoholic and Will beat every wife in the universe.
Person 1: Is that a simple person?
Person 2: No u fucking idiot, he Is re gobloi and you must pray him.
Person 1: Are you fucking stu..
Re gobloi *destroys the sinner with his giant cock.*
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