gob smacked

1. When someone is left speechless after witnessing or being told something incredible.

2. To be hit forceably in the mouth.

1. I was completely gob smacked when my girlfriend told me she was really a man!

Seeing that water skiing squirrel has left me gob smacked!

2. I got my gob smacked last night when I gave my woman a dirty sanchez.

by Petey Pie October 25, 2005

Gob smacked

Adj.
Irish Slang
Speechless, stunned, surprised, in disbelief,

I was completely gob smacked when I found out she was up the pole. I couldn't believe it.

by Mike Eldred January 24, 2008

Gob-Smacked

When a person is being a little bitch on Clash of Clans and they request troops and you give them the worst troop possible, goblins.

dude kicked me out of the clan cause I disagreed with him and then everyone made him invite me back, so I had that dick gob-smacked.

by T-Kaine September 16, 2015