Gobsmackeled

(Adverb)
When an individual is so fucked up, that their mouth hangs open and it drips with slober

“Bro, come see this shit, Tyler’s fuckin’ gobsmackeled”

by Vodoko1 January 16, 2024

Gobsmackeled

When one is so absurdly high that they no longer have any of their proper motor functions.

“Yo, look at this shit, Billy hit the pen once and he’s fuckin’ Gobsmackeled!”

by Vodoko1 January 16, 2024

gobsmacked

being totally speachless.unable to think of anything to say.

i was gobsmacked when i won the lotto

by mike briggs July 13, 2003

Gobsmacked

UK Slang--def.

When someone is left speechless, dumbfounded, taciturn, non-plussed.

Regan: I think I'll be moving back to California.
Kennedy looked at her, gobsmacked.
Kennedy: Have you thought this through? You're my best friend, and yr leaving me?

by Babydoll75 March 22, 2019

gobsmacked

When your son tells you he volunteered to go back to Syria for 9 months-after spending over $4 grand at strip clubs in 2 days

I was gobsmacked by her stupidity

by Buttershots February 22, 2019

Gobsmacked

An expression given when Donald Trump speaks

Donald Trump's comments on diet coke left me gobsmacked!

by The Crazy Dancer May 7, 2016

gobsmacked

To be kissed without having a say in the matter.

Did you hear Peter gobsmacked me last night? The only was he was ever going to get his lips on me.

by nvidic June 25, 2009