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Gobsmackeled 

(Adverb)
When an individual is so fucked up, that their mouth hangs open and it drips with slober
Bro, come see this shit, Tyler’s fuckin’ gobsmackeled”
Gobsmackeled by Vodoko1 January 16, 2024
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Gobsmackeled 

When one is so absurdly high that they no longer have any of their proper motor functions.
“Yo, look at this shit, Billy hit the pen once and he’s fuckin’ Gobsmackeled!”
Gobsmackeled by Vodoko1 January 16, 2024
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gobsmacked 

being totally speachless.unable to think of anything to say.
i was gobsmacked when i won the lotto
gobsmacked by mike briggs July 13, 2003

Gobsmacked 

UK Slang--def.

When someone is left speechless, dumbfounded, taciturn, non-plussed.
Regan: I think I'll be moving back to California.
Kennedy looked at her, gobsmacked.
Kennedy: Have you thought this through? You're my best friend, and yr leaving me?
Gobsmacked by Babydoll75 March 22, 2019

gobsmacked 

When your son tells you he volunteered to go back to Syria for 9 months-after spending over $4 grand at strip clubs in 2 days
I was gobsmacked by her stupidity
gobsmacked by Buttershots February 22, 2019

Gobsmacked 

An expression given when Donald Trump speaks
Donald Trump's comments on diet coke left me gobsmacked!

gobsmacked 

To be kissed without having a say in the matter.
Did you hear Peter gobsmacked me last night? The only was he was ever going to get his lips on me.
gobsmacked by nvidic June 25, 2009
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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