godsmacked 

also known as Karma, when you do some stupid shit and, almost instantly, something bad happens right back to you. Gods way of keeping perfect balance.

This chick wouldn't let me use her bathroom at her house party! So, when I finally got in, I locked the door and dropped an upper decker in her toilet. Pleased with my actions, I kept the door locked and left through the bathroom window, only to fall face first into her muddy ass garden. I was thouroughly Godsmacked!

godsmacked by helluvaguy May 24, 2008

Godsmacked 

The act of stretching one's hot, sweaty, droopy scrotum over another's mouth while sleeping, in an attempt to recreate the cover from the Godsmack album, Faceless.

I noticed a pungent odor and realized I couldn't breathe. I woke up with this satchel over my face and I realized, I had just been godsmacked.

Godsmacked by Leviathan7 August 12, 2009

Godsmacked 

Godsmacked (adjective):
The act of being suckered into enjoying Christian rock while changing radio stations in an unfamiliar location because it sounds similar to alternative rock that you enjoy.

"I was driving in Truckee with the dial on 'seek' and heard some rockin guitar. When it came to the chorus of 'I love, I love you love you Jesus' I knew I had been godsmacked".

Godsmacked by bluedog_sd November 4, 2009

gobsmacked 

being totally speachless.unable to think of anything to say.

i was gobsmacked when i won the lotto

gobsmacked by mike briggs July 13, 2003

Gobsmacked 

UK Slang--def.

When someone is left speechless, dumbfounded, taciturn, non-plussed.

Regan: I think I'll be moving back to California.
Kennedy looked at her, gobsmacked.
Kennedy: Have you thought this through? You're my best friend, and yr leaving me?

Gobsmacked by Babydoll75 March 22, 2019

Godsmack 

Although it is the name of a band and Alice In Chains song. The true meaning behind Godsmack is a heroin overdose.

Its scary but to godsmack may well be the best way to get to heaven.

Godsmack by Grazmataz Christmas-tree December 2, 2004

Godsmack 

Something that comes back to bite you in the ass. Karma if you will - like God has smacked you in the face with the very thing you fear, condemn, abuse or have been avoiding.

A womanizer has gotten a women pregnant and she's having a daughter. A godsmackthat he will have to forever live with - and keep guys like him away from his daughter.

A racist parent has son or daughter that marries and/or has a child with a person outside of their race. A godsmackthat they will have to accept in order to keep the peace with their child.

A person who is afraid of flying finally decides to go on a plane and dies in a plane crash. Fatal godsmack.

Godsmack by RaCk75 March 30, 2009