goatum

A goatee type of shave pattern put on or around the male genetalia.

Damm man... Adam shaved his beans...

No way dude, he just trimmed his equipment up for a cleaner presentation. His chick digs a guy with a goatum.

goatum by Coastal Kielbasa December 18, 2003

Rosemary Goatmilk 

A sexual position in which the man physically chokes the woman with his penis.

For two males, see Rosemary Goatcheese.

Shenaynay: Oh man I could so go for some autoerotic asphyxiation!

Lemonjalo: Hey baby, what say we go back to your grandma's place and I give you some Rosemary Goatmilk all up in your grill?

Shenaynay: Mm mm bitch!

Rosemary Goatmilk by Dairyquizzard October 6, 2008

Goatmanity 

A wonderful world where goats roam happily and freely. There is no war or violence. Just goats skipping around merrily eating their oaties and coca cola. Also goats rule the world and if you don't listen to them you become dead.

"Is that heaven"
"No, thats Goatmanity"
"Oh my goodness"

^^conversation between someone familiar with Goatmanity and someone just learning how wonderful it is

Goatmanity by Girdith February 24, 2009

Non Gratum Anus Rodentum 

(Latin) Literally "Not Worth a Rat's Ass," the slogan of the Tunnel Rats, who were either U.S. Army combat engineers or infantrymen of small stature who cleared the extensive tunnel network of the Viet Cong during the Vietnam War.

Willy wore a patch with the saying "Non Gratum Anus Rodentum" on his field jacket. This indicates that he was a Tunnel Rat during 'Nam.

Non Gratum Anus Rodentum by Blenderhead91 April 7, 2009

goatmaker 

noun
A man who's seed creates goats.

Aww fuck off you goatmaker!

goatmaker by dark0dave April 13, 2008

Goatmill 

An amazing and brutal metal band.

has released one album, Apocryphal, as well as a metal cover of I'm On A Boat
call themselves "Unadulterated American Brutality"
slogan is "fuck emo"

Metalhead 1: Heard of Goatmill?
metalhead 2: yeah, they're fuckin brutal
emo kid: they make me cry...
metalheads: STFU

Goatmill by deathmetalftw August 17, 2010

Goatman 

The man in the goatse.cx pictures.

Look! It's none other than goatman himself!

Goatman by Cliff Fleming May 31, 2003