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Goatmill 

An amazing and brutal metal band.

has released one album, Apocryphal, as well as a metal cover of I'm On A Boat
call themselves "Unadulterated American Brutality"
slogan is "fuck emo"
Metalhead 1: Heard of Goatmill?
metalhead 2: yeah, they're fuckin brutal
emo kid: they make me cry...
metalheads: STFU
Goatmill by deathmetalftw August 17, 2010
Words you can keep

Rosemary Goatmilk 

A sexual position in which the man physically chokes the woman with his penis.

For two males, see Rosemary Goatcheese.
Shenaynay: Oh man I could so go for some autoerotic asphyxiation!

Lemonjalo: Hey baby, what say we go back to your grandma's place and I give you some Rosemary Goatmilk all up in your grill?

Shenaynay: Mm mm bitch!
Rosemary Goatmilk by Dairyquizzard October 6, 2008

goatilly 

1. A very underdeveloped goatee on a young male (or female...nasty)
2. A few scragly hairs on the chin of a male or female who are pretending they have a goatee.
Dude, you really need to shave off that goatilly.
goatilly by Dan van Hees February 10, 2004

Goatville 

The Main Location In The Game Goat Simulator. It Right next to Goat City Bay and Even Has Its Own School
Would you like to visit Goatville some time?
Goatville by CircusBaby242487 October 12, 2022

Goatmilk 

The name tells, goat's milk.
I love this stuff!!
Goatmilk by Whale Watcher June 5, 2003

goatmilked 

it means cracked at fortnite (enter meme here)
it means when someone has more than 2 kills
you have been goatmilked
goatmilked by GOATMILKED October 20, 2020

Rosemary Goatmilk 

A sexual maneuver that involves choking the female participant with the male participant's penis.
Shenaquandranaynay: I sure could go for some auto-erotic asphyxiation right about now!

Lemonjalo: We can head to my grandma's place and I can give you a little rosemary goatmilk.

Shenaquandranaynay: Damn!
Rosemary Goatmilk by Rambonerizer January 17, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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