Goatmode

Goatmode is when you go to take crap, and it all comes out in tiny pellets.

Jeff: I'll be right back.. going to the washroom.

(5 minutes later after many small splashes are heard)

Jeff: Oh man.. I had major Goatmode in there.

Goatmode by GristleMcThornBody January 3, 2011

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Goatmode

Draven Scott after a clean sheet game he just went goat mode

Draven had to go goatmode on theses boys !!!
Draven just went goat mode!!!
Draven is the definition of goatmode!!!

Goatmode by Omgitsthegoat March 27, 2019

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Goatmode

GOAT Mode

When somebody goes into a zone and plays like the greatest of all time (GOAT). Goat Mode is usually referenced in sports or anything competitive.

The Heat were probably going to lose until Lebron went GOAT Mode. He really took his game to another level.

GOAT Mode by Ben Gerow December 9, 2012

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Goatmoney

Is an alternate way of saying 'The Pink Pound' referring how Gay men have more expenditure, due to the fact that they don't have to pay for a wife and kids.

That Joe Hedges is in the Goatmoney!

Goatmoney by tezzmandoo August 15, 2010

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Goat Mode

Getting so stoned you could eat a tin can

Corey is in goat Mode, he's just eating a bowl of salsa

Goat Mode by Horst Simco July 3, 2020

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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