Breast milk from a feeble old woman that hasn't stopped pumping milk from her titties since she gave birth over a century ago.
Damnit! When I was at grandma's house last weekend I reached in her fridge and accidentally drank her goat milk.
by Sicko42 December 15, 2009
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Goat Milk See: Milked and Goated

I was milkin some serious goats yesterday!
by TheMilkerOfGoats June 25, 2011
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Someone who hangs around you like a bad smell, following you everywhere you go without encouragement, copying whatever it is you do in the hope that your good fortune might rub off on them.

For instance, you go fishing and you find this really good remote spot, out on a rock all by yourself, miles from anyone else. Then a goat's milk comes along and wants to share the exact same space in the hope that they'll get to catch a fish too.

(This is a saying that originated in the 1940's I believe. I learnt this saying from my parents when I was a kid, whenever I told them about the loser kid at school who was hanging around
"Uh-oh, here's comes goat's milk, quick, let's hide!"
by Shayne Baptist November 23, 2007
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the most holy liquid from the deepest pits of hell

but don't talk about the goat cheese, we don't do that.
me must shower ourselves in goat milk ;)
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When you have anal sex with a lactating female that has diarrhea then proceed to titty fuck her.
Sheila has been nursing so she's a prime candidate for a goat milk pie.
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A hardcore porno involving goats covered in blueberry jam, nuns, barbed wire and a rounded off crucifix. These series of disgusting events lead to describe any situation that is extremely disgusting or deviant. only the first part of the title is used in a description.
How to use Goat milk IV: nun-of your business
Whoa did you see that chick?

Yeah she is soO goat milk!
by Flippy the cowgirl March 18, 2010
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When a guy gets jacked off, by another party, from behind between his legs.
I caught mom goat milking dad this morning....
by ChummBear August 1, 2021
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