Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
The belief that you’re better than you really are
Nathan thinks he’s the best but he’s a typical goatmex
Goatmex by Flaymex March 15, 2019

goatmeal 

Alternative for oatmeal, which is comprised primarily of oats. Coincidentally the food of goats.
Silly Female Vegan: "I feel like such a bunny, all I've had to eat is carrots today."
Observant Guy: "You also had goatmeal this morning."
goatmeal by willbchou November 16, 2011

Goatmeal 

A big meal consisting primarily of goat; a lot of goat cooked at one time.
guy 1: I had an awesome goatmeal last night!
guy 2: nice.
guy 1: It made me take the biggest shit ever.
Goatmeal by Sekkou January 31, 2009
Ironically, this is the act of giving a thoroughbred horse a rimjob.
I just had some wicked hot Goatsex with Seabiscuit.
Goatsex by Joey Orgler November 6, 2007

Goatmengitis 

A disease that is contracted from goats through means of intimate relations. The disease is sometimes contagious depending on the breed and gender of the goat, as well as a few other environmental factors.

Symptoms include possible fever, runny nose, watery eyes, headache, and upset stomach, though not all symptoms are always presented.
At the time, the disease will mostly disappear on its own, however it is possible for the disease to revive itself at a later date. There is no permanent cure as of now.
That guy owns a farm and he has Goatmengitis...
Goatmengitis by MrDoctorGuy September 21, 2019

goatlexis 

Also known as the one and only owner of the "balon de diamante" on football

he is the most beautiful individual on the world
Guy N1: "CR7 is the best"
Guy N2: "no Messi is the best"
Smart person: "we all know that goatlexis is the real goat of all time"
goatlexis by Keylo0 April 5, 2023
More from Urban Dictionary

doorwall 

A door wall is a sliding-glass door or patio door. The term is yet another example of banal Michigan vernacular, where in the residents latch on to company names, trademark names, marketing terms and product names from local companies. The terms become embedded in the local vocabulary and eventually become accepted as actual valid words and phrases. In this case the term comes from Wallside Windows in Taylor, MI (a large window manufacturer), where 'door wall' is their created word for sliding-glass door.
"Bob! John's gonna bring over them doorwalls from Wallsides on Tuesdee afternoon 'round two-thirty. Get 'er done!"
doorwall by MaxSeven October 26, 2011
Word of the Day on November 15, 2026
Internet gaming term used for people who are insanely good at something.
Teammate wipes out the entire enemy team.
You: Holy shit, he's fucking cracked!
Cracked by Hwangje Hien April 22, 2020
Word of the Day on November 14, 2026
Millennial optimism may be gone, but Gen Z whimsy (WhimZ) is in.
WhimZ by WhimZ! November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 13, 2026

Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026

Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026
Load more