goatmex 

A person who thinks they’re really good at something but they’re just average

Goatmex is bigging himself up again.

He’s pretty rubbish at that game. Typical goatmex behaviour.

goatmex by Flaymex March 15, 2019

Goatmex 

The belief that you’re better than you really are

Nathan thinks he’s the best but he’s a typical goatmex

Goatmex by Flaymex March 15, 2019

goatmeal 

Alternative for oatmeal, which is comprised primarily of oats. Coincidentally the food of goats.

Silly Female Vegan: "I feel like such a bunny, all I've had to eat is carrots today."
Observant Guy: "You also had goatmeal this morning."

goatmeal by willbchou November 16, 2011

Goatmeal 

A big meal consisting primarily of goat; a lot of goat cooked at one time.

guy 1: I had an awesome goatmeal last night!
guy 2: nice.
guy 1: It made me take the biggest shit ever.

Goatmeal by Sekkou January 31, 2009

Goatsex

Ironically, this is the act of giving a thoroughbred horse a rimjob.

I just had some wicked hot Goatsex with Seabiscuit.

Goatsex by Joey Orgler November 6, 2007

Goatmengitis 

A disease that is contracted from goats through means of intimate relations. The disease is sometimes contagious depending on the breed and gender of the goat, as well as a few other environmental factors.

Symptoms include possible fever, runny nose, watery eyes, headache, and upset stomach, though not all symptoms are always presented.
At the time, the disease will mostly disappear on its own, however it is possible for the disease to revive itself at a later date. There is no permanent cure as of now.

That guy owns a farm and he has Goatmengitis...

Goatmengitis by MrDoctorGuy September 21, 2019

goatlexis 

Also known as the one and only owner of the "balon de diamante" on football

he is the most beautiful individual on the world

Guy N1: "CR7 is the best"
Guy N2: "no Messi is the best"
Smart person: "we all know that goatlexis is the real goat of all time"

goatlexis by Keylo0 April 5, 2023