goatseal

The act of opening someone’s ass cheeks so you can see the butthole

I goatsealeld my girlfriend so hard last night said Brad Chad

goatseal by HJmoney September 2, 2019

goatselicker 

(Pronounced "goat slicker")

Someone who licks the goatse. Used as an insult.

Hey, goatselicker. Yeah, I'm talking to you.

My teacher is such a goatselicker.

goatselicker by boxnoq September 12, 2006

goatmeal 

Alternative for oatmeal, which is comprised primarily of oats. Coincidentally the food of goats.

Silly Female Vegan: "I feel like such a bunny, all I've had to eat is carrots today."
Observant Guy: "You also had goatmeal this morning."

goatmeal by willbchou November 16, 2011

Goatmeal 

A big meal consisting primarily of goat; a lot of goat cooked at one time.

guy 1: I had an awesome goatmeal last night!
guy 2: nice.
guy 1: It made me take the biggest shit ever.

Goatmeal by Sekkou January 31, 2009

goatsella 

A goatse with the size of godzilla. Or maybe a goatse from godzilla? Maybe we should never know.

That wasn't a goatse, it was a Goatsella!

goatsella by nomeacuerdo November 29, 2013

Goatmeal Creampie 

An unclean, smelly, nasty creampie given to a willing girl.

I hadn't showered in a week, but she couldn't wait to get it in, so I gave her a Goatmeal Creampie.

Goatmeal Creampie by RocketHologram77 January 27, 2023