goatsella

A goatse with the size of godzilla. Or maybe a goatse from godzilla? Maybe we should never know.

That wasn't a goatse, it was a Goatsella!

by nomeacuerdo November 29, 2013

goatseal

The act of opening someone’s ass cheeks so you can see the butthole

I goatsealeld my girlfriend so hard last night said Brad Chad

by HJmoney September 2, 2019

goatselicker

(Pronounced "goat slicker")

Someone who licks the goatse. Used as an insult.

Hey, goatselicker. Yeah, I'm talking to you.

My teacher is such a goatselicker.

by boxnoq September 12, 2006

goatslap

To invent a nonsensical saying and convince an ESL student that it belongs to standard English idiom.

Kristen: That just slaps my goat!

André: What hell? What does it mean?

Kristen: Oh, that's just a common saying people use when they're upset. It's like "grinds my gears", but more backcountry.

André: Ahhh. I see.

(André just got goatslapped!)

by Jedophile October 6, 2010

goatsmeller

a term to be used in a negative manner towards someone, especially when said person is being nosey, or "all up in your business"

"monique was talkin smack about me today. we all know that goatsmeller can't keep my name outta her mouth"

by Nanny Goat Teats April 22, 2008

goatseman

God of Goatse, or main deity of Goatseism.

Goatseman is my god.

by orf October 27, 2002

Grassella

Neighborhood in Birmingham,Alabama which is actually spelled "Grassilla Heights". Also a group called "Grassella Kidz" or "Grassella Fam"

Grassella fam go
im from da heights frat

by mike millowski March 28, 2011