goatmeal 

Alternative for oatmeal, which is comprised primarily of oats. Coincidentally the food of goats.

Silly Female Vegan: "I feel like such a bunny, all I've had to eat is carrots today."
Observant Guy: "You also had goatmeal this morning."

goatmeal by willbchou November 16, 2011

Goatmeal 

A big meal consisting primarily of goat; a lot of goat cooked at one time.

guy 1: I had an awesome goatmeal last night!
guy 2: nice.
guy 1: It made me take the biggest shit ever.

Goatmeal by Sekkou January 31, 2009

Goatmeal Creampie 

An unclean, smelly, nasty creampie given to a willing girl.

I hadn't showered in a week, but she couldn't wait to get it in, so I gave her a Goatmeal Creampie.

Goatmeal Creampie by RocketHologram77 January 27, 2023

goatseal

The act of opening someone’s ass cheeks so you can see the butthole

I goatsealeld my girlfriend so hard last night said Brad Chad

goatseal by HJmoney September 2, 2019