The act of kissing someone's ass while simultaneously performing a reach-around hand job on the recipient.
by munkee_5 June 28, 2012
Get the goltling mug.A ceremonial treat given to those who defend their tribe against hippy snakes who really just want attention and acceptance from the tribe. If the person(s)
Preform this in an act of defense they will be rewarded with Dougalingus for a gift.
Preform this in an act of defense they will be rewarded with Dougalingus for a gift.
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a name for a baby goat. AKA a kid.
goatlings also are superheroes/ supervillians/ murderers. for the goatlings who like to murder, first they eat ur eylelids, then ur toes, then your ear hair. no one knows why but if u ever close enough to one to ask let me know wat u find out. they make a loud "BAAAAA" noise right before they attack so watch out.
goatlings also are superheroes/ supervillians/ murderers. for the goatlings who like to murder, first they eat ur eylelids, then ur toes, then your ear hair. no one knows why but if u ever close enough to one to ask let me know wat u find out. they make a loud "BAAAAA" noise right before they attack so watch out.
Person 1: did u hear that?
Person 2: hear what?
Person 1: that baaaa noise..
Person 2: no man. what r u afraid the goatlings are gunna get u?
Person 2: hear what?
Person 1: that baaaa noise..
Person 2: no man. what r u afraid the goatlings are gunna get u?
by da 1 n only 1 4 u August 2, 2009
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Rob Ford is a gottling.
by herroufatboi January 4, 2014
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