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Goatboy35
Goatboy35 is the biggest chad around with an estimated IQ ranging in the genius range Mensa range. Additionally he is also a famous inventor and wordsmith constructing ideas that even the Gods would proud of. He is often called quite charismatic and is often seen stabbing little niggers and raping priests with vaginas. Additionally he is an epic gamer and you see him on steam. Some may call him psychopathic or sociopathic but they are wrong, everything he seemingly does that's malicious is in self defence, such as giving little roblox kids viruses and spamming faggots online. Goatboy35 is also the born leader of the Ku Klux Klan and is a proud hero of the Nazi order, slapping down minorities and little shitskin niggers on a daily basis. If you read this I hope Goatboy35 touches you and in the end you praise his name and worship his masculine accent every day. We must praise our elite God Goatboy35 every day.
Black man: Sir you don't have enough money for the movies.
Goatboy35: Oh don't I you filthy PEPPA NIG, pulls out knife and begins stabbing while thrusting his sexual energy inside the black man.
Asian man: Herroooo can I have you're doggy.
Goatboy35: I am the proud defender of all mankind stay back you Asian cunt.
Goatboy35: Oh don't I you filthy PEPPA NIG, pulls out knife and begins stabbing while thrusting his sexual energy inside the black man.
Asian man: Herroooo can I have you're doggy.
Goatboy35: I am the proud defender of all mankind stay back you Asian cunt.
Goatboy35 by White Swastika September 17, 2019
goatonapole
Goatonapole is the philosophy of being that holds that there is a Goat and a Pole and that the Goat is on the Pole. In the relation of Goat and Pole we Goatonapolists find an eternal thread of unfathomable cosmic significance, a point of reference in which all opposites dissolve into a unity of infinite breadth, a universal truth underlying the very fabric of existence. Upon contemplation of the Goat, the Pole, and their relative positions, one cannot help but realize that we've always been talking about Goatonapole. Whether we accept, reject, or live in ignorance of Goatonapole, we are all Goatonapolists.
goatonapole by goatonapolist May 1, 2008
goatsos
A small island that is said to have been the place of origen for the goatse man. In the land of ancient goatsos lived a sub-species of man called the goatsinians. The goatse man was a term first termed by scientists exploring the island. Upon arriving on the island of goatsos, the scientists noticed that the goatsinians had not only a penis but a vagina, which the goatsinians would spread open as far as they could. Scientist soon discovered that the large butt cavities of the goatsinians were for the giver, their ancient god with a wang the size of five black men. The goatsinians said a great ass rapage would come and kill them all, so they were stretching their holes in preperation for the apocaplyptic event. Unfortunately the giver did cum, and killed all butt one of the goatsinians in his butt rape fiesta, the GOATSE MAN. The goatse man's parents had hid him and ran away, leaving him only with a special ring of buttt streching power. And that is how the goatse man came into exisistence.
goatsos by Peter Morales July 29, 2008