Goatcoin 

The based version of bitcoin that is a way to show value for things that matter.

One goat=one Goatcoin.

Thanks to the fact that what matters can't lose value, the currency of Goatcoin can never be a loss. As long as goats exist, the currency is valid.
The currency is also nearly impossible to fully centralize, given how many privately owned goats there are.

That chicken coop must be worth 4 or 5 Goatcoin,
And the amount of produce from your garden each month is at least 2!

Goatcoin by CalvinAndHobbesBear September 20, 2019

Goatcoin 

n. an unstable investment or cryptocurrency asset which has not produced the results desired or behaves accordingly. A bunk coin or investment; a rugpull or investor exit strategy leaving you with little to nothing in the end; anything that the market does in chaos or loss based on unreasonable movements . a market decision that is bold and uncanny resulting in a loss or gain based on chaos.

When Johnny's bitcoin investment dropped sharply against the future prediction of growth, his friend asked him are you sure you didnt' buy a goatcoin?!

I was trading well when someone must of bought some goatcoins to put on the market because now i am not doing so well.

I woke up to find my investments had been rug pulled and left me with only goatcoins!

I was aiming to get into the market at this spot going up, just hope it isn't a goatcoin that will crash soon after.

Goatcoin by Businessman goat May 24, 2021