Goatboy35 is the biggest chad around with an estimated IQ ranging in the genius range Mensa range. Additionally he is also a famous inventor and wordsmith constructing ideas that even the Gods would proud of. He is often called quite charismatic and is often seen stabbing little niggers and raping priests with vaginas. Additionally he is an epic gamer and you see him on steam. Some may call him psychopathic or sociopathic but they are wrong, everything he seemingly does that's malicious is in self defence, such as giving little roblox kids viruses and spamming faggots online. Goatboy35 is also the born leader of the Ku Klux Klan and is a proud hero of the Nazi order, slapping down minorities and little shitskin niggers on a daily basis. If you read this I hope Goatboy35 touches you and in the end you praise his name and worship his masculine accent every day. We must praise our elite God Goatboy35 every day.
Black man: Sir you don't have enough money for the movies.
Goatboy35: Oh don't I you filthy PEPPA NIG, pulls out knife and begins stabbing while thrusting his sexual energy inside the black man.

Asian man: Herroooo can I have you're doggy.

Goatboy35: I am the proud defender of all mankind stay back you Asian cunt.
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I encountered this individual in Mordhau, and then accepted his challenges for a voice call, safe to say in that call I was forcefully inducted into his group and am still baffled by what I witnessed.

Goatboy35 is an intriguingly peculiar individual. Existent within this goat remains a variety of opinions, ones he wishes to spout continuously online, either to garner a reaction or spread the word, some of his ideas will be listed below.

Goatboy is:

A Holocaust denier, making it his duty to rant at people, mostly children and left wing ideologues online, preaching about how the Holocaust is scientifically and factually incorrect. One of his primary analogies used to validate his theory about the existence of the Holocaust is to concoct a story about the Cookie Monster, and how many years it would take to produce 6 million cookies.
As quoted by Goatboy35 in an Icelandic speaker, "Heil Hitler, Hitler Did Nothing Wrong, SIEG HEIL!!"
by Nick Fuentes September 7, 2020
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A possible white supremacist, being attributed to creating several articles related to why blacks are biologically animals, referring to them as "aliens" or "animals". His evidence for the topic is by citing the IQ disparities, alongside physical aesthetic differences and citing what he calls their primitive, rowdy nature. To validate his point Goatboy has created a self made tale on how many millennia ago aliens crash landed into earth with their space shuttles combusting and soot being infused into their once white skin. Based on his article, "Kissing Blacks Is Beastiality" he then references how due to the crash landing they suffered severe brain damage, and due to being black and intellectually lesser proceeded to mate with monkey's. While it is altogether unlikely that Goatboy believes the entirety of this tale it is alarming on the amount of effort he put into his Website, and the frequency he quotes it's contents.

A leading politician, continuously claiming online that one day he will be advancing into politics. While the details of this party are nebulous, he has hinted at the aspect of a monarchy, a strong immigration policy, a utopia and how his party will be an independent.
As Quoted by Goatboy35, "Better dead than SPQR"
by Nick Fuentes September 10, 2020
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A Covid denier, being adversely opposed to the existence of the Coronavirus, instead claiming that it is just the flu, being exploited in an attempt for the government to secure control. His evidence for his view is that the mortality, susceptibility rate, and symptom rate is near identical to the flu. His other rationale is that the death rate, despite lockdown's remains identical, and that some deaths automatically get deemed as due to the virus, with extenuating factors being given less moderation.

You would imagine that a goat with these vastly controversial opinions would remain isolated from the rest of civilized society, and would thus be exiled into the barren dregs of the internet where only the outcasts reside, however, the contrary appears to exist. What is most astounding of all is the ability and charisma this Goat possesses, despite his eccentric persona he appears to have the ability of convincing even the greatest opposition into becoming his stalwart supporter. Appearing to exude confidence, he seems to never falter, instead it appears the opposite, any opposition he encounters simply fuels his motivation. As a result he appears to have created a unified group known as DEUS, where he supposedly, as referenced by his rants plans to enact raids throughout the online sphere.

Furthermore, Goatboy appears to be a devout supporter of various historical movements, ranging from the IRA, Confederates, Rhodesian's and Templar's.
As quoted by Goatboy35, "Quiet Fqggot"
by Nick Fuentes September 14, 2020
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A Covid denier, being adversely opposed to the existence of the Coronavirus, instead claiming that it is just the flu, being exploited in an attempt for the government to secure control. His evidence for his view is that the mortality, susceptibility rate, and symptom rate is near identical to the flu. His other rationale is that the death rate, despite lockdown's remains identical, and that some deaths automatically get deemed as due to the virus, with extenuating factors being given less moderation.

You would imagine that a goat with these vastly controversial opinions would remain isolated from the rest of civilized society, and would thus be exiled into the barren dregs of the internet where only the outcasts reside, however, the contrary appears to exist. What is most astounding of all is the ability and charisma this Goat possesses, despite his eccentric persona he appears to have the ability of convincing even the greatest opposition into becoming his stalwart supporter. Appearing to exude confidence, he seems to never falter, instead it appears the opposite, any opposition he encounters simply fuels his motivation. As a result he appears to have created a unified group known as DEUS, where he supposedly, as referenced by his rants plans to enact raids throughout the online sphere.

Furthermore, Goatboy appears to be a devout supporter of various historical movements, ranging from the IRA, Confederates, Rhodesian's and Templar's.
As Quoted by Goatboy35, "Get the fuck away from me Quercus, or ill gun you down like the mutt you are."
by Nick Fuentes September 20, 2020
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