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Goathorse 

A goathorse, often found in Suburban homes, are often mistaken for your typical household dog. They are very similar, as the goathorse too is very fluffy, and has a long tail along with a snout.
example: OMG, I CANT BELIEVE THAT DOG WAS ACTUALLY A GOATHORSE!!!!!
Goathorse by lilahrose October 3, 2016

goathole 

Something or someone foul and disgusting. Usually used as a noun however the usage continues to evolve.
"That cheese tastes like goathole!"
"The other day I was walking and I tripped on this goathole."
"Stop being such a goathole!"
goathole by ragingcrinoline June 14, 2006

goatwhore 

1. A disagreeable, mean, prickish, or just plain aggravating person.

2. A death metal band.
Your boss is making you work late AGAIN? That goatwhore!
goatwhore by miltoncat September 16, 2007

gothrosexual 

A man who is, at the same time, trying to identify with the "Goth" culture and be a "metrosexual." Identifiable traits are clean clothes, shaped eyebrows, and a meticulously shaved goatee, with all visible hair dyed black, along with black finger nails.

This noun/adjective was created by my friend Tom and I while at a metal concert, where we witnessed the most clean-cut, eyebrow-tweezed metal fan we had ever seen.
That guy is a total gothrosexual.
gothrosexual by Viprsurf November 16, 2006

Goathole 

It can be used for two different things LIKE: telling people to back back to their goat hole or Also known as a penis, dick, shlonk, Willy, wiener, or a pp.
Example: Yo, my goathole itches.
Goathole by Insan1ty_ June 17, 2021

Goatnoise 

1) The sound a goat makes.
2) Nonsencical or meaningless.
"That goat just made a goatnoise!"
"This definition is goatnoise!"
Goatnoise by Dinshu January 8, 2009
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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