Goathorse

A goat the size of a horse, not to be confused with horsegoat.

'Look at that huge goat!'
'thats a goathorse you melt'

by goathorse June 10, 2015

Goathorse

A goathorse, often found in Suburban homes, are often mistaken for your typical household dog. They are very similar, as the goathorse too is very fluffy, and has a long tail along with a snout.

example: OMG, I CANT BELIEVE THAT DOG WAS ACTUALLY A GOATHORSE!!!!!

by lilahrose October 3, 2016

goathole

Something or someone foul and disgusting. Usually used as a noun however the usage continues to evolve.

"That cheese tastes like goathole!"
"The other day I was walking and I tripped on this goathole."
"Stop being such a goathole!"

by ragingcrinoline June 14, 2006

goatwhore

1. A disagreeable, mean, prickish, or just plain aggravating person.

2. A death metal band.

Your boss is making you work late AGAIN? That goatwhore!

by miltoncat September 16, 2007

gothrosexual

A man who is, at the same time, trying to identify with the "Goth" culture and be a "metrosexual." Identifiable traits are clean clothes, shaped eyebrows, and a meticulously shaved goatee, with all visible hair dyed black, along with black finger nails.

This noun/adjective was created by my friend Tom and I while at a metal concert, where we witnessed the most clean-cut, eyebrow-tweezed metal fan we had ever seen.

That guy is a total gothrosexual.

by Viprsurf November 16, 2006

Goathole

It can be used for two different things LIKE: telling people to back back to their goat hole or Also known as a penis, dick, shlonk, Willy, wiener, or a pp.

Example: Yo, my goathole itches.

by Insan1ty_ June 17, 2021

Goatnoise

1) The sound a goat makes.
2) Nonsencical or meaningless.

"That goat just made a goatnoise!"
"This definition is goatnoise!"

by Dinshu January 8, 2009