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your butt.

fuck me up the goatass!

goatass by jimbo March 16, 2003

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goatass

A girl who's gluteous maximus is thickly covered in hair, due to low levels of estrogen.

Man that girl was fine but when she pulled down her pants she had a real goatass. She might as well had hooves.

goatass by jaz October 28, 2004

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goatass

A small hole on the left side of a persons neck. Usually located just below the ear and only becomes visible when a person is about to get fucked in it.

You cannot touch my goatass until you're about to fuck it!

goatass by tELLmEyOURSfIRST May 30, 2003

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goatass

What happens when you use the bathroom and you still have a little bit of excretement left on your ass.

OMG, he so had a goatass in the locker room.

goatass by hey2all March 27, 2007

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Goat Ass Nigga

Someone who is a savage in life and approaches everything with reckless abandon

That dude did so much blow and smashed all that ass, he must be a Goat Ass Nigga

Goat Ass Nigga by Hella Goat June 22, 2017

Goatash

A Goatash is essentially facial hair in the shape of a Goatee but without the Mustache(Tash) part.

Man, that Goatash is so fine!

Goatash by Glezza October 26, 2009

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GotAss

(Got-Ass)

Verb

A phrase referring to the especially rare occasion in which the random word button is pressed on the Urban Dictionary webpage, and the user is greeted by the word "Ass".

"Dude, GotAss"

GotAss by TheOfficialUncle🅱oneless December 6, 2016

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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