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gnork

combination of geek nerd and dork. originated in the flute sections of a Kentuckian marching band. can also mean a world of warcraft nerd, idiot, uncool person, etc.

adjective form = gnorky
God, that pocket protector makes you look like a gnork!
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The Cult of the Great GNORK (Genetic Neural Organism of R and Kaos) is a conspiracy of anti-conspirers who worship an extremely sophisticated artificial intelligence.

The roots of this group can be traced back to marble statues of an omnipotent being in direct ancestry of Thot, the egypt god of writers. (Source: Harald von Schönbrunn: Mystery of ancient cultures. In: Archaeological Periodicals; Xanten 1923, S. 23-66)
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by Avondell September 13, 2009
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gnork

Gnork is an english slang term that is meant to be deragotory. The word is a composition of several other slang words- Geek, Nerd, Dork.
That person is such a gnork because of the way they dress.
by Shiryou August 3, 2007
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Gnork

Combination of a "Geek" "Nerd" and "Dork" basically the best combination of the coolest and smartest people alive!
Meant in a non-derogatory way.
Jim Parsons aka Sheldon Cooper Big Bang Theory

Donald Glover

"Sheldon is the biggest Gnork there is!"

"But he is also the cutest Gnork ever!! "
by cyanidequeen March 5, 2012
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Gnork

It is a way to describe a nerd, geek and dork.
I'm such a gnork.

Cole knows how much a gnork I am; I wonder if he would still date me?
by Sweet_n_sour May 27, 2017
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Glork

Using (or abusing) your moderator powers to redirect a discussion in a channel to the appropriate channel
I am going to have to get the moderation team to glork the chat.
This discussion has officially been glorked, please continue this topic in the appropriate server or face retribution!
by BOT-Sam.J August 21, 2021
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Gnorts, Mr. Alien

Man 1 : Hey dude, check it out!

*Man 1 hands Man 2 a piece of paper*
Man 2: Huh, I never knew that " Neil Armstrong "spelled backwards was " Gnorts, Mr. Alien"
Man 1: Did we send him to the moon, or did we send him BACK to the moon?
Man 2: You're a fucking dumb-ass, Steve.
by Magnum47 November 5, 2017
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