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gnoke by Lauren Garner-Jewett August 14, 2006
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gnomesnag
Person A: "Can you believe that I was just gnomesnagged in broad daylight!?"
Person B: "Like the girls that have been snagged from me."
Person A: "Whenever I play Dota 2, Rubick always steals my ult and we lose our teamfight gnomesang?"
Person B: "Man Rubick is such a gnomesnag"
Person A: "I am soo hungry that I could gnomesnag a sandwich at the local sandwich shop!"
Person B: "Don't be rude!"
Person B: "Like the girls that have been snagged from me."
Person A: "Whenever I play Dota 2, Rubick always steals my ult and we lose our teamfight gnomesang?"
Person B: "Man Rubick is such a gnomesnag"
Person A: "I am soo hungry that I could gnomesnag a sandwich at the local sandwich shop!"
Person B: "Don't be rude!"
Related Words
gnoke • gnome • Gnomed • Goke • gnome dome • gnome face • gnome hunting • gnomenclature • Gnomeo • gnome pilled
Gnome Child
Legend has it that he was born too late to explore the earth.
Others claim he was born too soon to explore the galaxy.
For sure, he was born just in time to browse dank memes.
Others claim he was born too soon to explore the galaxy.
For sure, he was born just in time to browse dank memes.
Gnome Child by </topkek.exe/> December 14, 2015
Dutch gonker
A delicate act based on the famous dutch oven that consists on waiting until a person falls asleep and carefully positioning your anus as close as you can to the other person's mouth. If you make it this far the only thing left to do is make full contact of your anus with the other person's mouth while opening it as is necessary to achieve the long awaited transmission of your gassy ghosts.
Due to the addictive state of nirvana this act causes, it is a very tough addiction to get rid of so perform it at your own risk.
Due to the addictive state of nirvana this act causes, it is a very tough addiction to get rid of so perform it at your own risk.
I pulled another dutch gonker on my boyfriend the other night when he came home drunk and later than usual and all my inner demons and worries disappeared instantly, we're quite an addictive couple.
Dutch gonker by FacedPunched September 25, 2013
Gnome Effect
When you put your hood up and there's a point above your head, making a shape similar to a gnome's hat.
Gnome Effect by G. R. Luddington November 15, 2016
to groke
to groke by MamsellDee May 5, 2016
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