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Stupid little creatures that like to huant u when u sleep and play weird ass techno music in the corner of your room while ur on the cpu. they also like putting fake COCKROACHES in ur bed and there real big its disgusting.. But u can destroy them with exploding quarters and green shoes they like to attack leprachauns like myself and my buddies. Dont for get if ur a leprachaun stare them in there eyes and theyll melt!!
There little Bullshit animals FUCK GNOMES LEPRACHAUNS WILL RULE!
If u hear something scrable by ur feet and then u look and theres nothing there its either a mouse or its the GNOMES!
by Cameron W. January 9, 2009
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You just got busted checking out that chick's gnomes!
by FJS April 26, 2006
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by gnomesbabes May 7, 2022
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Gnomes Homes

Gnomes Homes is the Magic Mushie Munchers name for hallucinogenic mushrooms, especially in reference to Gold Top Magic Mushrooms.,which luckily enough for us grow in huge abundance in nearly all cattle growing areas of Australia's tropical and temperate regions.
About an hour after eating around half a kilo of Gold Top Magic Mushies, in a very tasty 6 egg omelette(yes,,, I know I'm a greedy pigout guts), I entered into a brilliantly coloured world of Gnomes in their incredibly busy village. It had heaps of shops and cars and hippie looking Gnomes. But most of all there was hundreds of magic mushies with doors and windows in the stalks and tops, plus there were lots of Gnomes laying about outside their homes in hammocks ,or sitting in groups on chairs, smoking joints and bongs. I had a fantastic time laughing and chatting with these magic little people, who told me that yes, it's quite true that Magic Mushies are in fact Gnomes Homes , and that on behalf of all the cows in the world that produce the cow shit that allows the Magic Mushies to keep growing for ever more, they are really happy to supply their excess Gnomes Homes to people who love to use them to "get off their fucking faces" :-) :-)
by Frosty Grego December 9, 2008
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Gnomes of War

a bunch of gnomes with axes and shovels waiting for you to walk outside one night.
Gnomes will attack u at night if u dont watch out. Especially the Gnomes of War.
by Mutant Gnomes June 11, 2006
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gnomes homes

gnomes homes is the Magic Mushie Munchers name for hallucinogenic mushrooms. Especially in reference to Gold Top Magic Mushrooms, which luckily enough for us grow in huge abundance in cattle growing areas of Australia's tropical and temperate regions.
About an hour after eating around half a kilo of gold top magic mushrooms, in a very tasty 6 egg omelette, I began tripping in a brilliantly coloured world of Gnomes in their incredibly psychedelic village. It had heaps of shops and cars and hippie looking gnomes. But most of all there was hundreds of magic mushies with doors and windows in the stalks and tops.Plus there were lots of gnomes laying about outside their mushroom homes in hammocks, or lounging about sleepily on mattresses, casually smoking bongs and joints. I had a fantastic time laughing and joking with these amazing little people, who told me that yes, it's quite true that magic mushies are indeed gnomes homes. The gnomes said that they would like to say thanks and congratulations to all the cows in Australia, and the World, that produce all the cow shit that allows the gnomes homes to keep growing forever more. The gnomes said they are really happy to supply their excess gnomes homes to people like me who love using gnomes homes to "get off their fucking faces !"
by Frosty Grego March 7, 2008
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gnomes bride

An expression that means you will castrate them then pimp them out to the highest bidder
Just so we are clear if I ever see you with him again I’ll make you a gnomes bride
by Dino_toast January 27, 2019
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