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Ho ho ho ha ha ha ho ho ho he he ha

hello me old chum
Im gnot a gnelf
Im gnot a ganobblin
Im a gnome and you've been gnomed!
Ho ho ho ha ha ha ho ho ho he he ha

hello me old chum
Im gnot a gnelf
Im gnot a ganobblin
Im a gnome and you've been gnomed!
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by ConfederateStateOfAmerica September 17, 2018
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When a person of far lesser social standing, size, weight or mental capacity achieves a massive victory of wit, force or cunning against you.
That redneck just gnomed you when he got you to pay for his petrol by sticking fake numbers on the pumps
by Narcoleptic Otter May 09, 2014
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"Gnomed" a term for anal sex. Normally proformed using a 'bendy straw'.
Squeeky awoke with a sticky behind, and thumped Alex for having Gnomed him while he slept
by Shmalzzz April 04, 2008
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Gnomed; to be Owned by a Gnome.

See; Owned.
Person1:
*Gnome Warrior hits you for 987 points of melee damage*
*You die*

Person2: LOL! u got GNOMED!11
by Moola February 22, 2005
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Having received oral sex from a little person.
"Remember that little person I was flirting with at the bar last night? Dude, I took her back to my place and I totally got gnomed."
by Aly Shaw February 12, 2008
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A word used to show superiority over another. Meaining that you "own" (gnome) them A vatiation of "owned" similar to the phrase "u got served".
You got gnomed right dur.
by jbhitter24 October 02, 2005
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Extreme intoxication resulting from consumption of adult beverages - taking a person to a state of intoxication where they are no longer coherent or function with the blank drunk stare on their face, resembling an inanimate lawn gnome.
Man 1 - "Dude, what happened to you last night?"
Man 2 - "Bro I was totally gnomed"
by The Sledgehammer October 14, 2007
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