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Ho ho ho ha ha ha ho ho ho he he ha

hello me old chum
Im gnot a gnelf
Im gnot a ganobblin
Im a gnome and you've been gnomed!
Ho ho ho ha ha ha ho ho ho he he ha

hello me old chum
Im gnot a gnelf
Im gnot a ganobblin
Im a gnome and you've been gnomed!
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by ConfederateStateOfAmerica September 17, 2018
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When a person of far lesser social standing, size, weight or mental capacity achieves a massive victory of wit, force or cunning against you.
That redneck just gnomed you when he got you to pay for his petrol by sticking fake numbers on the pumps
by Narcoleptic Otter May 09, 2014
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"Gnomed" a term for anal sex. Normally proformed using a 'bendy straw'.
Squeeky awoke with a sticky behind, and thumped Alex for having Gnomed him while he slept
by Shmalzzz April 04, 2008
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when you and your friends wear a gnome costume and you turn someone into a gnome
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Gnomed; to be Owned by a Gnome.

See; Owned.
Person1:
*Gnome Warrior hits you for 987 points of melee damage*
*You die*

Person2: LOL! u got GNOMED!11
by Moola February 22, 2005
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Having received oral sex from a little person.
"Remember that little person I was flirting with at the bar last night? Dude, I took her back to my place and I totally got gnomed."
by Aly Shaw February 12, 2008
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