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Cake Grabbing 

The act of grabbing cake in one's hand without dropping it or getting frosting all over your hand or anyone else and then eating the cake. This only applies when one uses a single hand, not two. Usually only guys or men participate in this.
I was so hungry for some of that chocolate cake, but all of my plates and flatware were dirty, so I had to go cake grabbing.

groin-grabbingly good 

A term used to indicate extreme pleasure with something (it could be practically anything), to the point of that something inducing the grabbing of one's genital area in a reflexive attempt at masturbation. Not necessarily literal. The term was coined by television buffoon Homer Simpson.
Fool: Wow, this Nascar race is groin-grabbingly good!
groin-grabbingly good by jazzriff October 14, 2005

grabbing a chocolate bar 

offensive term: for a white man, at a bar, to walk up to a random black/Caribbean girl and ask her for sexual favors.

(N.B: For a black guy to do the same to a white girl should probably be called licking vanilla ice cream.
do not go grabbing a chocolate bar unless you are ready to become the girl's sugar daddy.

Grabbing a Slice 

The unwanted act of smothering someone with the whole penis and scrotum. A modified variation of a teabag.
While passed out, Adrian Zmed was grabbing a slice along with being scribbled upon and antiqued.
Grabbing a Slice by DA February 23, 2005

grabbing the dragon

when a man masturbates during a Lord of the Rings movie
"Dude, last night I was Grabbing the Dragon when Frodo got the ring!"

dick grabbing month 

for the whole of November it’s now called dick grabbing month. boys have had their fun now it’s our time :)
‘it’s november

‘no it’s actually dick grabbing month’