twiddly dong

when you go for a wee and you need to dry your penis but there’s no toilet paper.

BOY1- ‘did you wipe’
BOY2- ‘no i did a twiddly dong’

by millyyyyissillyyyyyy January 01, 2022

schroom

torn between two things, most likely to be sexual tension between families

e.g Alabama

‘i am so schroom’

‘you need to stop shagging your brother mia’

by millyyyyissillyyyyyy April 01, 2020

dick grabbing month

for the whole of November it’s now called dick grabbing month. boys have had their fun now it’s our time :)

‘it’s november’

‘no it’s actually dick grabbing month’

by millyyyyissillyyyyyy October 10, 2019