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Acronym for Go Lick Your Mum's Pussy. Normally used as an insult towards young males.
Person 1: Don't Direspect my family!
Person 2 : Fuck you (person 1)! GLYMP!
GLYMP by sincomplex August 25, 2013
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the act of rubbing the ear of a domesticated canine or feline between the index and middle fingers at the middle knuckles
It is ill-advised to glympse the ear of a feral cat as you may succumb to grave injury and dismemberment.
Glympse by bits100 June 10, 2018
A Glymph is a bad-ass motherfucker that can only be defined by their sex appeal and thrill to kill. A Glymph is a type to always be surrounded by other Glymphs. So be careful what you say or do to one because you might wind on the missing persons list.

Although the Glymph is known for its bad-assism they are lovers at heart too. A Glymph will not hesitate to give the shirt off their back for you and are generally extremely loyal.
1) That dude is such a Glymph!
2) Don't mess with them! They're Glymphs!
Glymph by Glymphonater January 15, 2017

Glympse stalking 

Checking on the GPS location of a person after they have enabled the Glympse tracking app on their smartphone.
I see that you stopped at the grocery store before coming home because I was Glympse stalking you.
Glympse stalking by LPGreycat May 12, 2017
A very cool developer for script-ware
User 1: Isn't Glymps cool?
User2: Duh he's cool - he develops for script-ware
Glymps by BLnQQKrr88Ys5et6 November 22, 2021

Glymphmaxx

Optimizing your body to supercharge the brain’s glymphatic system. The ultimate biohacking trend for boosting cognitive clarity, preventing brain fog, and literally washing your brain while you sleep.
Oh man, did you hear about Bob's dementia? Too bad he never learned to glymphmaxx.
Glymphmaxx by ChronicEntropic June 19, 2026
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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