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Something that is disgusting, gross or sluggish. Usually the laziest, most unhygienic, and monstrously ugly people fall under this category.
“Look, Jeff is glurbaling all over himself!”
“Look at Steve, he is so drunk he looks like a glurbal.”
“I’ve done nothing all day, I feel like glubal!”
“That Kevin guy across the street looks like a giant perverted glurbal!”
glurbal by glurbal May 24, 2014
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Verb means to do something or hook up with people

Gluub you lata....

I can't i'm gluubin with Teebo....

Lets gluub it....

She was one major gluuber....
gluub by pk808 June 16, 2008

gluuurbbbhhhh 

THE SOUND THE PERSON YOU JUST SHANKED IN THE HEAD MAKES AS HE DROWNS IN HIS OWN BLOOD
GLUUURBBBHHHH
gluuurbbbhhhh by SATAN'S INFIDEL April 17, 2017

Glurbendurb 

Means to make up a nonsensical word in response to other words that have been made up or glurbendurbed.
I will now glurbendurb a word. “Ondroppenstop means walking in circles and stopping where one started”.

Often shortened to Glurb. Don’t glurb that nonsense to me
Glurbendurb by Momentary Madness October 16, 2019
A glurb is a random insult. It could mean whatever definition you apply to it.
"You be glurbin them cocks in the bathroom huh faggot"
"Fuckin glurb, she's not into you. You ugly"
"Dude those glurbs straight up ripped me off and stole my money"
"I'm too high for this.. Did you just call it a glurber baby?!"
Glurb by Lucas McCain April 14, 2015
christine is an ugly ass glurb hobag that stinks like rotten fish.
glurb by j.enny. May 25, 2008
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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