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Something that is disgusting, gross or sluggish. Usually the laziest, most unhygienic, and monstrously ugly people fall under this category.
“Look, Jeff is glurbaling all over himself!”
“Look at Steve, he is so drunk he looks like a glurbal.”
“I’ve done nothing all day, I feel like glubal!”
“That Kevin guy across the street looks like a giant perverted glurbal!”
glurbal by glurbal May 24, 2014
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glueballing 

"Glueballing" refers to the practice of applying hair gel to the penis and pubic hair prior to intercourse. The result is that both parties become "stuck" to each other at the point of genital contact. Those who engage in this practice either find the act of getting "stuck" directly pleasurable, or they indirectly take sexual pleasure from the painful sensation of genital adhesion.
After our hot glueballing session, we basically had to pry ourselves apart.
glueballing by honcho03 December 9, 2008

Glumballs 

The act of forcing a "gleeballs" on someone, thereby making the act not as gleeful, but entirely glumful. Gleeballing is the homosexual act of stroking/raking your scrotum across the smiling face of your partner. Glumballs is the same act, but without the smile.
Friend 1: "I've never been sadder as that time I was gleeballed..."

Friend 2: "How the hell were you gleeballed if you didn't enjoy it? Did he hold you down? Were you not in a gleeballing mood? Dude, you totally got some glumballs up in there... ya better recognize!"
Glumballs by ttobrub January 15, 2009
Anything nasty, spit that comes out of your mouth while speaking. It could also be used as an exclamatory.
Oh my good did you she Shakira's glorbal while she was singing.

Ew Samantha what's that glorbal on your shirt?

Aw Glorbal Katie! You left your shit in the living room again!
Glorbal by Pussy monstrosity February 5, 2015

Glueballs 

When it has been a very long time since "one" has last ejaculated and "one's" sperm just keeps building up.
Person 1: I got in trouble with my girl and she won't let me hit for 3 months.

Person 2: Man bro, your sick! Your gonna be stuck with Glueballs for 3 months!?
Glueballs by YourAverageHomie May 15, 2014

glueballs 

When your afraid of getting a boner during the day you glue or tape your dick to your leg in case you get a boner so you don't get embarrassed
Did you see him!? you could totally tell he glueballs every day now that that new girls around.
glueballs by A-rod the bomb October 30, 2009

GlurbleFluckering 

When you have sex with a Fleshlight stuffed under a couch cushion.
GlurbleFluckering is when you have sex with a Fleshlight stuffed under a couch cushions.

"I think I'm going to have a nice GlurbleFluckle"

"What's that"
"Oh, it's when you fuck a couch with a Fleshlight
"Oh, I think I'll try it too!"
GlurbleFluckering by Sayori May 8, 2018
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026
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