glurbal
Something that is disgusting, gross or sluggish. Usually the laziest, most unhygienic, and monstrously ugly people fall under this category.
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glueballing
"Glueballing" refers to the practice of applying hair gel to the penis and pubic hair prior to intercourse. The result is that both parties become "stuck" to each other at the point of genital contact. Those who engage in this practice either find the act of getting "stuck" directly pleasurable, or they indirectly take sexual pleasure from the painful sensation of genital adhesion.
glueballing by honcho03 December 9, 2008
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glurbal • glueballing • Glerbal • Glorbal • Glumballs • Glurble • GlurbleFluckering • gurbal • Abby Gurbala • Glue balloons
Glumballs
The act of forcing a "gleeballs" on someone, thereby making the act not as gleeful, but entirely glumful. Gleeballing is the homosexual act of stroking/raking your scrotum across the smiling face of your partner. Glumballs is the same act, but without the smile.
Glorbal
Anything nasty, spit that comes out of your mouth while speaking. It could also be used as an exclamatory.
Oh my good did you she Shakira's glorbal while she was singing.
Ew Samantha what's that glorbal on your shirt?
Aw Glorbal Katie! You left your shit in the living room again!
Ew Samantha what's that glorbal on your shirt?
Aw Glorbal Katie! You left your shit in the living room again!
Glorbal by Pussy monstrosity February 5, 2015
Glueballs
When it has been a very long time since "one" has last ejaculated and "one's" sperm just keeps building up.
Person 1: I got in trouble with my girl and she won't let me hit for 3 months.
Person 2: Man bro, your sick! Your gonna be stuck with Glueballs for 3 months!?
Person 2: Man bro, your sick! Your gonna be stuck with Glueballs for 3 months!?
Glueballs by YourAverageHomie May 15, 2014
glueballs
When your afraid of getting a boner during the day you glue or tape your dick to your leg in case you get a boner so you don't get embarrassed
glueballs by A-rod the bomb October 30, 2009
GlurbleFluckering
GlurbleFluckering is when you have sex with a Fleshlight stuffed under a couch cushions.
"I think I'm going to have a nice GlurbleFluckle"
"What's that"
"Oh, it's when you fuck a couch with a Fleshlight
"Oh, I think I'll try it too!"
"I think I'm going to have a nice GlurbleFluckle"
"What's that"
"Oh, it's when you fuck a couch with a Fleshlight
"Oh, I think I'll try it too!"
GlurbleFluckering by Sayori May 8, 2018
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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