glurbal

Something that is disgusting, gross or sluggish. Usually the laziest, most unhygienic, and monstrously ugly people fall under this category.

“Look, Jeff is glurbaling all over himself!”
“Look at Steve, he is so drunk he looks like a glurbal.”
“I’ve done nothing all day, I feel like glubal!”
“That Kevin guy across the street looks like a giant perverted glurbal!”

by glurbal May 24, 2014

glueballing

"Glueballing" refers to the practice of applying hair gel to the penis and pubic hair prior to intercourse. The result is that both parties become "stuck" to each other at the point of genital contact. Those who engage in this practice either find the act of getting "stuck" directly pleasurable, or they indirectly take sexual pleasure from the painful sensation of genital adhesion.

After our hot glueballing session, we basically had to pry ourselves apart.

by honcho03 December 9, 2008

Glumballs

The act of forcing a "gleeballs" on someone, thereby making the act not as gleeful, but entirely glumful. Gleeballing is the homosexual act of stroking/raking your scrotum across the smiling face of your partner. Glumballs is the same act, but without the smile.

Friend 1: "I've never been sadder as that time I was gleeballed..."

Friend 2: "How the hell were you gleeballed if you didn't enjoy it? Did he hold you down? Were you not in a gleeballing mood? Dude, you totally got some glumballs up in there... ya better recognize!"

by ttobrub January 15, 2009

Glorbal

Anything nasty, spit that comes out of your mouth while speaking. It could also be used as an exclamatory.

Oh my good did you she Shakira's glorbal while she was singing.

Ew Samantha what's that glorbal on your shirt?

Aw Glorbal Katie! You left your shit in the living room again!

by Pussy monstrosity February 5, 2015

Glueballs

When it has been a very long time since "one" has last ejaculated and "one's" sperm just keeps building up.

Person 1: I got in trouble with my girl and she won't let me hit for 3 months.

Person 2: Man bro, your sick! Your gonna be stuck with Glueballs for 3 months!?

by YourAverageHomie May 15, 2014

glueballs

When your afraid of getting a boner during the day you glue or tape your dick to your leg in case you get a boner so you don't get embarrassed

Did you see him!? you could totally tell he glueballs every day now that that new girls around.

by A-rod the bomb October 30, 2009

GlurbleFluckering

When you have sex with a Fleshlight stuffed under a couch cushion.

GlurbleFluckering is when you have sex with a Fleshlight stuffed under a couch cushions.

"I think I'm going to have a nice GlurbleFluckle"

"What's that"
"Oh, it's when you fuck a couch with a Fleshlight
"Oh, I think I'll try it too!"

by Sayori May 8, 2018