Something that is disgusting, gross or sluggish. Usually the laziest, most unhygienic, and monstrously ugly people fall under this category.
“Look, Jeff is glurbaling all over himself!”
“Look at Steve, he is so drunk he looks like a glurbal.”
“I’ve done nothing all day, I feel like glubal!”
“That Kevin guy across the street looks like a giant perverted glurbal!”
A union between two often beautiful and intelligent people, who enojoy each others company and that of a bottle of smirnoff. Emphasis on intelligent and beautiful. Gurby bond is very strong, not easily broken.