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glurk
In homosexual culture, when a male (usually middle aged or older) spends time on their own in a gay club, in the darkness watching the dancers.
"Did you see that oddly dressed, not particulay handsome old man looking at me at Ng1, the gay club we went to last night?"
"Oh yes, he was glurkiNg1"
"Oh yes, he was glurkiNg1"
glurk by CosmicDolphin April 27, 2010
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snurk my glurk
snurk my glurk by Zaphod Beeblebrox March 9, 2005
Glork
Using (or abusing) your moderator powers to redirect a discussion in a channel to the appropriate channel
I am going to have to get the moderation team to glork the chat.
This discussion has officially been glorked, please continue this topic in the appropriate server or face retribution!
This discussion has officially been glorked, please continue this topic in the appropriate server or face retribution!
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