glueker 

Very clingy, needy, sucker of the mother's teet

He is a damn glueker

glueker by Hiya17 December 28, 2016

glurker 

A person who spends all their time on forums claiming to be a lurker but, ironically, makes a lot of posts about being a lurker.

Glurker post:
"I know I never post, but I just have to say..."

glurker by dancingmokey March 1, 2005

Glueckert

Glueckert is a German name meaning "Lucky one". Usually as a last name, Glueckert's are generally lucky people. Anyone with the name Glueckert, is a very awsomely, unique individual.

Glueckert!

Glueckert by your magic mann December 10, 2011

Gluebert

Gluebert combanation of illmannered pre-schoolers whith an an isashable lust for gule

That tiney like sure has the hots for that gule gun;hes got a bad case ofGluebert!

Play nice with that custom made glue stick or you'll turn into a Gulebert

Gluebert by 40Pants March 2, 2009

Glucker 

Someone with that of a calimore glucKer, loose skin on neck and chews food with the facial expression of a very sour, suculant food.

Someone who likes gluckable food in tSomeone with that of a calimore glucKer, loose skin on neck and chews food with the facial expression of a very sour, suculant food.heir pallet and chew like a fucking cow.

Did you see that old Fuck over there glucking it? Bill : "Yeah bro that jelly donut must have been hella gluckable :)"

Glucker by Larry Furarrie April 6, 2015

Gleeker 

Some one who is addicted to the popular Fox Show about a high school show choir. A Gleeker Would NEVER miss an episode and finds themselves singing Glee inspired songs through the week until the next episode airs.

Betty: I can't hang out tonight I have to be home on time to watch Glee!

Rose: Your such a GLEEKER!!!

Gleeker by Ladii SaGa November 3, 2010

glunker

A stupid but endearing looking creature.

Person 1: Hey, look at that cat!
Person 2: Yeah, it looks like such a glunker!

glunker by mostindubitably October 30, 2023