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A person who spends all their time on forums claiming to be a lurker but, ironically, makes a lot of posts about being a lurker.
Glurker post:
"I know I never post, but I just have to say..."
glurker by dancingmokey March 1, 2005
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Glueckert is a German name meaning "Lucky one". Usually as a last name, Glueckert's are generally lucky people. Anyone with the name Glueckert, is a very awsomely, unique individual.
Glueckert!
Glueckert by your magic mann December 10, 2011
Gluebert combanation of illmannered pre-schoolers whith an an isashable lust for gule
That tiney like sure has the hots for that gule gun;hes got a bad case ofGluebert!

Play nice with that custom made glue stick or you'll turn into a Gulebert
Gluebert by 40Pants March 2, 2009
Someone with that of a calimore glucKer, loose skin on neck and chews food with the facial expression of a very sour, suculant food.
Someone who likes gluckable food in tSomeone with that of a calimore glucKer, loose skin on neck and chews food with the facial expression of a very sour, suculant food.heir pallet and chew like a fucking cow.

Did you see that old Fuck over there glucking it? Bill : "Yeah bro that jelly donut must have been hella gluckable :)"
Glucker by Larry Furarrie April 6, 2015
Some one who is addicted to the popular Fox Show about a high school show choir. A Gleeker Would NEVER miss an episode and finds themselves singing Glee inspired songs through the week until the next episode airs.
Betty: I can't hang out tonight I have to be home on time to watch Glee!

Rose: Your such a GLEEKER!!!
Gleeker by Ladii SaGa November 3, 2010
A stupid but endearing looking creature.
Person 1: Hey, look at that cat!
Person 2: Yeah, it looks like such a glunker!
glunker by mostindubitably October 30, 2023
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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