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To glarg someone. Common word used in colleges, but no one really has any idea what it means. Some consider it an alternative to the word "fuck".
What the "glargy" just happened? That fucker came out of nowhere and just glarged the shit out of me.
glargy by bluedevil627 November 12, 2010
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A closet homosexual who outwordly bashes gays.
He's gay, he's leading a double life, he's a glarbon.
glarbon by J. J. Friedman July 14, 2005

Glarbonize 

To be the recipient of male ejaculatory fluid splattered on the lower back.
After pounding away at Scott's ass, Paul pulled out his dick and Glarbonized his back.
Glarbonize by Fred Mercury January 21, 2006

Glarbtron 

Glarbton is everything and nothing. It is the universal pronoun from which life originated out of the depths of the primordial soup which blanketed the infant earth. It is not uncommon for one to struggle with the meaning of glarbtron, for asking "what is the meaning of glarbtron" is like asking "what is the meaning of life?"

See also, coin
"Glarbtron!"

"I had an interesting glarbtron the other day. I was walking through the park when a man claiming to be Archimedes Frisbee glarbtronned the shit out of me. He was riding a brown, glarbtron-shaped bicycle with children for wheels."

"My day was Glarbtorious! How was yours?"
Glarbtron by Dice K. McBonescene February 17, 2008

Garby’s 

Its like Arby's but ghetto and made in china and there favorite saying is garby’s we have the garbage.
(Son says) Mom lets go to garby’s so we can have the new flavored garbage. (Mom says) ok and tells the world about how happy garby’s made her kid.
Garby’s by DoodooKumLaude December 22, 2019
random unidentifiable "stuff" usually stuck to something else where you arn't expecting it. sticky dirt. If you know what it is it isnt glarb.
Ewwww! the dog is covered in Glarb! "I'm not cleaning it, its all covered in Glarb!"
Glarb by Darkone.uk September 6, 2011